We decided to give our pens (well, two index fingers) a break and let little five-year old Timmy take over for a column we’re calling “Timmy wites his favewit pwayer.”

Deal Misto Bwadley,

Why did you undergwo knee surdree? I was under the impwession dat you would compete fo a starteeng job dis yeeuh. Pwease Misto Bwadley, I don’t wike it when my daddy dwinks.

YouR Fwend. Timmy.

That’s ok, Timmy. The Bears say Mark Bradley is questionable to return by training camp on July 23. Bradley says he will be ready. We say, offensive futility is enough to make any one drink. Even your bastard father.

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