Dawg! I’m like, totally cool with Nick Hill
Last night, I dreamt Nick Hill text-messaged me. Weird, right?
In the dream, the former Saluki sent me some G-rated pictures – unlike last week; thanks, John McCain — but I really wasn’t sure why. Initially, I was taken aback that he even knew me and vice versa. After my dream evolved to Hill and I throwing the pigskin around, it became clear that I was good friends with a Chicago Bears quarterback. Niiiiiiiice.
Still, I think I’d rather be homies with Kyle Orton. Instead of sending me headshots and playing catch, he’d at least introduce me to vodka and hookers.


Maybe it wasn’t a dream! Ha.
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