Someone, please sign Dana Ward up for SportsCenter
Editor’s note: This is a post from July, but because it’s so damn funny and the news day is slow, we’ve decided to bump it up.
Linda Cohn, you’d best watch your back; there’s a new sheriff in town. Her name is Dana Ward and she’s the mildly attractive host of NFL Quick Hitters, a show on YouTube brought to you by the fine people at GamblersTelevision.com.
Today, we spotlight Ward’s take on the 2008 Chicago Bears. Besides being very roboerotic, Ward shows she’s environmentally conscious by recycling used material. You mean, the Bears don’t have a proven quarterback? What! Brian Yurlicker is unhappy with his contract? Girl, you is too much!

The end of August not only signals the end of Summer, but also puts to rest any ludicrous fantasies that guys like Ryan Poles and Marcus Stone have of playing in the NFL. Ah, yes. Roster cuts. The Bears have
First, allow me to defend myself. This is an Adam Archuleta-related post. And the picture accompanying said post is of someone related to Archuleta. (It’s his wife, playmate Jennifer Walcott). Hence, this picture is entirely appropriate given the explanation. See kids, if you think things through, you can lie to yourself and never come to realize how big of an asshole you really are.
While tearing it up at Oregon State, receiver Mike Hass was given the dubious honor of having a rap song made for him. Using the background track of, then popular rapper, Mike Jones’ song, “Back Then”, local disc jockeys hired professional rappers to perform vocals parodying the chorus and changed the verses to fit the Hassy theme. The rest was history.
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Well, okay. No, not really. As a matter of fact, in Tuesday’s Sun-Times,