Adam Archuleta just found out that switching positions doesn’t take away your “suck”
First, allow me to defend myself. This is an Adam Archuleta-related post. And the picture accompanying said post is of someone related to Archuleta. (It’s his wife, playmate Jennifer Walcott). Hence, this picture is entirely appropriate given the explanation. See kids, if you think things through, you can lie to yourself and never come to realize how big of an asshole you really are.
It really goes to show that all you need are a few one successful seasons in any professional sport under your belt, and you can land a Jennifer Walcott. Archuleta, who spent the majority of his career in St. Louis and has since undergone brief stints in Washington and Chicago, knows this all too well.
So, to be honest, he probably doesn’t give a flying shit that he has just been cut by the Oakland Raiders.
The Raiders had signed Archuleta only a few weeks ago, hoping he could make the jump from safety to linebacker. The thinking was that playing linebacker could mask his enormous deficiencies like covering, tackling, getting to the ball in a timely manner, and overall, doing anything that resembled anything close to a defensive action. As you might expect, the switch obviously didn’t help matters much.
Archuleta is now expected to retire and have lots of sex with Jennifer Walcott.
And I would imagine that Archuleta is having a lot of fun in his retiree status, too. Used to enjoy watching him knock the hell out of people in St. Louis. Then the bad disc in his back came along, and that ended him obviously.