Ditka Wants You To Care About Prostates, Too
Say hello to the moustache-for-prostate cancer movement. I have a feeling this one will catch on, unlike the short-lived, yet ambitious, Mullets for Literacy.
For the entire month of November, men and fortunate boys — and unfortunate women — are encouraged to display their support for prostate cancer research, on their face.
Movember, as it is so accurately termed, essentially asks of participants nothing else other than that they begin the month clean-shaven and proceed to grow out their ‘stache for the duration of the month, meanwhile collecting donations to be given to the Prostate Cancer Foundation along the way.
What better way to simultaneously raise money for a good cause and humilate those who fail to undergo any discernible change from start to finish?
For more information, visit http://movember.com and http://prostatecancerfoundation.org.


Yeah, I did this last year with a bunch of friends and it was great. Earned a lot of money and had a blast doing it.
We’ve got another team going(Sharapova’s Thigh) if anybody, I mean ANYBODY wants to join. E-mail me at sharapovasthigh@gmail.com if you want to join. If you just want to grow the stache and take donations from people supporting you, or just give a donation of literally anything, it’s welcomed. The ladies love the stache, trust me. Last year was a lot of fun with it. My 08 Movemeber stache is already growing in pretty well.