Every week we’ll be posting the Bears’ ESPN Power Ranking, along with a picture of a crowd reaction (or would-be reaction) to said ranking:

The Bears are ranked 9 in this week’s ESPN Power Rankings. Last week: 12. Apparently for these kids, unprotected sex is not only a non-concern, it’s desireable. But, you know, only if the clap sticks.

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