Have you ever wondered what being Greg Olsen would…well, be like? Me, neither. But, now — thanks to his official new blog — you can find out. And, you won’t even be spit out near the New Jersey turnpike afterward.

So far, the aptly titled and three-week old, Greg Olsen Official Site, consists of only three posts, but the value of the anecdotes contained within can’t be overlooked. An excerpt, if you will:

Other than that, I’m going to try to play some golf. My fiancée likes to play, too. Sometimes we mess around and play tennis, but mostly it’s golf for us.

Sweet. Looking forward to more posts, Greg. No, really I am. Will you add me to your blogroll?

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