As voted by you, Fake Lance Briggs’ Baby Mama would make the most awesome fake Twitter name. It narrowly defeated Fake Mike Ditka and Fake Jay Cutler, so thank you to the 46 people who voted.

Next logical question: Who is going to make it and entertain hundreds for years months weeks to come?

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