Greg Olsen is an American football player. He is also Jay Cutler’s new BFF and proud proprietor of his very own blog. Here is a leaden summary of his latest post:

Greg Olsen, although newly married, still likes to go out on the town every once in a while. What, I could have swore marriage ends all that. Olsen was kind enough to let us in on the places he likes to frequent the most. Stalkers, pay attention…

“I thought I would make a list of five of my favorite places to hang out in Chicago:

1) Joe’s Bar. They have a lot of live country acts.

2) Japonais. One of my favorite restaurants.

3) Sunza. Might be my new favorite spot. All different types of Asian food.

4) Hub 51. A restaurant with a club downstairs.

5) Bob Chinn’s. *A well-known place to get great food, out near where I live.”

*Olsen’s lawyer wants to make it clear his client lives nowhere near Bob Chinn’s (not really).

And just recently, while out and about, Olsen was fortunate enough to be asked to do that one thing… at that one game…

“I also went to a BlackHawks game against Vancouver in the playoffs and shot the puck during the second intermission. They put a big board with a small hole in the middle in front of the goal and give you three shots from center ice. It was hard, I hit the board all three times but didn’t score.”

Ah, it’s OK Greg; You’re still a stud to us. Not everyone can be like Chris Williams.

You can read more from Greg Olsen’s blog at GOlsen82.com. It’s almost like “Go” and “Olsen” put together!

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