On Today’s Episode Of Greg Olsen Blog: An Unnecessary Review
Greg Olsen is an American football player. He is also Jay Cutler’s new BFF and proud proprietor of his very own blog. Here is a leaden summary of his latest post:
Greg Olsen is a two-sport athlete, as evidenced by his most recent excursion into the less high-profiled world of Whirly Ball.
“You cruise around in these bumper cars trying to throw a ball with a jai alai basket through a hole while the other team tries to stop you. Cutler’s pretty good at it. So is Caleb Hanie. It’s about the most fun you can have.”
Without taking off your clothes, of course.
When he isn’t Whirly Ballin’ it up, Olsen is Matt Jonesin’ it up*:
“I just got back from BamaJam. Last weekend we went to Enterprise, Alabama for the three-day country music fest. We had a blast, slept in RVs Thursday through Sunday.”
And I could have swore you just said Whirly Ball was about the most fun you could have! If it weren’t for Olsen recently tying the knot, the elements of that festival would indicate he was coming home with more than just a souvenir. But, he is, and so every Old Style he drinks proudly sports a BamaJam koozie.
*Sans the crack cocaine.
You can read more from Greg Olsen’s blog at GOlsen82.com. Eighty-two as in his jersey number!
