Brandon Marshall. Jay Cutler. Trade. Pat Bowlen. Will The Bears Sign A Wide Receiver? Okay, now that we’re fully SEO optimized: Jay Cutler obviously likes what Brandon Marshall is bringing to the table, but his ambitious compliment to the absurdly off-center wide receiver might be a little much.

Cutler recently told the Newport News (Va.) Daily Press that Marshall could “be one of the greatest ever to play. He’s big and fast, and can do everything you want him to do, on the field and in the meeting room.”

Provided, of course, that Marshall isn’t missing the meeting for a court hearing or to request a trade, I bet he can do everything you want.

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