Hester Hosts Camp For Kids, Does Not Show How To Break Ankles
ZOMG!!!!! Devin Hester hosted a football camp for Chicago youth over the weekend. Hester preached the values of having fun in every aspect of life, along with ‘teaching’ the kids about running pass routes, and playing QB. I’m quite surprised that the kids were able to get anything out of this, because usually when Hester talks, he sounds like my Uncle after a few too many glasses of Carlo Rossi at Thanksgiving.
Wouldn’t it be better to have Hester teaching Chicago youth about how to break the collective ankles of an NFL special teams unit and then pick up all 11 of their jockstraps on their walk to the bench??? No? Well, how about teaching kids to draw PI penalties every time you run a ‘Go’ route. It’s gotta be more than putting on your PF Flyers ’cause my six-year old cousin is STILL catching me.
Hester talks he sounds like my Uncle after a few too many glasses of Carlo Rossi at Thanksgiving.
I think you’re missing the point here: After too many glasses of Carlo Rossi, you’re Uncle’s Devin Hester impression is spot on!
Too bad he looks like a deer caught in the headlights out there now. I hope he shows up this year. The injury really went to his head I think.