Comments on: Why Your Team Sucks: Arizona Cardinals http://www.blogdownchicagobears.com/2009/07/16/why-your-team-sucks-arizona-cardinals/ All The Content; Unpredictable And Minus Pesky, Regurgitated Analysis Mon, 15 Mar 2010 20:42:01 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: peepfoot http://www.blogdownchicagobears.com/2009/07/16/why-your-team-sucks-arizona-cardinals/#comment-1520 peepfoot Mon, 20 Jul 2009 20:34:12 +0000 http://www.blogdownchicagobears.com/?p=2660#comment-1520 Arizona: Home of the free [beer]. PLUSES: You will probably see boobs if you're around a campus. You will probably get drunk, and fast (dry heat). MINUSESES: The toilet sweats. You probably will never see boobs unless you're near a campus. Even though all your neighbors are in the porn business. Expensive living, low paying jobs. If I were a hotdog, I'd eat myself. Now for the footbal team: /wrists I think they are great... Just thinking about the words arizona, phonyix, or cardinal is depressing. I think I just turned emo... Arizona: Home of the free [beer].
PLUSES: You will probably see boobs if you’re around a campus. You will probably get drunk, and fast (dry heat).
MINUSESES: The toilet sweats. You probably will never see boobs unless you’re near a campus. Even though all your neighbors are in the porn business. Expensive living, low paying jobs. If I were a hotdog, I’d eat myself.

Now for the footbal team:

/wrists

I think they are great…

Just thinking about the words arizona, phonyix, or cardinal is depressing. I think I just turned emo…

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