Lance Briggs Is The New Travis Henry
The last post of the week: something to ponder as you await the certain couch slouch and booze binge of this weekend.
Lance Briggs be gettin’ hit up for more child support money. Sound familiar to all you Titan or Bronco fans? (An aside: are there any Bronco fans left???). At any rate, one of Lance Briggs’ three baby momma’s is hittin’ number fifty-five up for more cash, according to the Chicago Sun Times. In addition to this one child he has, he also has two other children with two other women. I’m all for sowin’ the seed, but Lance, three kids in 14 months????? That’s some Travis Henry stuff right there.
Lance, you just got a new contract last year. Let’s not go broke like TH and rawdog every jersey chaser that comes your way. Let us at Blog Down give you a tip: don’t be a fool, wrap your tool. Write that down.
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Vasectomy…
…60% of the time it works “All the time”. -Brian Fantana
*”Every time”*
Wow Lance 3 kids in 14 months?!?!?! That is absolutely nuckin futs! And I thought your penetration skills only related to football, sorry had to. Seriously though wear a rubber man, you don’t want all that child support dipping into your disposable lambo fund…