Urlacher Thinks Of Cutler As A Woman’s Genitalia (Allegedly, via Bobby Wade)
Surely, Vikings receiver Bobby Wade had the bestest intentions–not like he wants to create rifts within a scary division opponent or anything–as he told KFAN in Minnesota that his former teammate thinks said former teammate’s new teammate is a “pussy”. Talk about the kettle saying Urlacher called the pot black!
UPDATE: Urlacher, not surprisingly, is denying it; Tommie Harris has taken to Twitter to defend him. Trust me, you haven’t heard the last of this; I have a stirring suspicion that things are about to get a lot more… stupid.
You are right. This is stupid. It tells me nothing about Urlacher and Cutler but it tells me alot about Wade.
“It’s times like these, we learn to love again.” -Dave Grohl
“The times, they are a-changin’” -Bob Dylan
“Rock the Casbah” -Some weird dudes
This sounds a lot like when Sarah Palin said Obama was a muslim, and had connections with terrorists.
Not quite the same thing, I know, but think about the mindset of people who hear rumors (I say that because no one reads anymore) and take them to heart.
Dont get me wrong, humans have been listening to people and believing whatever is shoved in their face forever, and that wont stop. If I lived in Minnesota, I’d be penis-pumped and ready to pound that “Cutler Pussy”. If I lived in Chicago (which I do) I would be pretty pumped to get my hard defensive thrust and my aching (from practice) Pussy out there and smash those Minnesota Assholes.
[...] official story, courtesy of KFAN (via these guys via NBC Florio) has Wade, the former Bear now Viking wideout, engaging in the normal sports radio [...]
We all know that Urlacher said it, but who cares. There’s no doubt that Urlacher is kind of butt hurt that he’s lost a lot of the attention of fans/media to Cutler. You would seriously have to be some kind of a sensitive freaking pussy to care that someone else called you a pussy. As for Bobby Wade, I’m glad that stories like this come up, to remind me that ex Bears like him are still even in the league. P.S, Bobby have fun running across the middle this year against the Bears. Drama Queen spreading rumors…