The Bears Are The New Cowboys
The last post of the week: something to ponder as you await the certain couch slouch and booze binge of this weekend.
Yeah, you read that right. According to these guys, our Bears have supplanted the ‘Boys as the NFL’s newest soap opera. Based on………Bobby ‘mexi-stache’ Wade’s claim that Urlacher told Lovie Smith who told Angelina who told Adrian Peterson who told Wade that Cutler was something similar to a cat?? A stretch? Why yes, I do think so!
Is the off-season that slow that this is the top story around the league?? I’m sure there are more compelling stories like the start of training camps, or the death of former Eagles defensive coordinator Jim Johnson, or T.O.’s new ‘reality’ show. I’m guessing this story goes away once Urlacher makes Roethlisberger eat grass come Week 2 and Cutler throws for 3 TD’s (pipe dream).
The only way the Bears approach the Cowboys of the last few years is if they start pulling some crap like this which, admittedly, is completely awesome. But, the Bears aren’t even in the same universe as the Cowboys. They need to take baby steps. Like throwing boat parties with strippers, booze and violence OR having Jerry Angelo start picking up women half his age on Rush Street.
Then is Marcus Harrison the new Nate Newton or “Porkchop” Womack?
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Jason
I just have one question and a comment. How is it that you even find a picture of Cutler like that? I agree that it’s crazy that this Cutler-Urlacher thing is even a story, but that is the ESPNized world we live in. Did it ever occur to anyone, that there really just isn’t that much going with sports teams that we need 24/365 coverage? Some sports outlets report because they have to fill endless air time and some report when there is a legitimate story to talk about. Sorry I have to go, ESPN is doing a special report, where Rachael Nichols is reporting that Brett Farve has made a decision on when he is going to make a decision to come out of retirement. It would be funnier if that didn’t actually happen…multiple times…
I also would like to suggest a column of why the Bears suck. Now I am a die hard fan, but I got really pissed off today watching the T.O. show. I know what you’re thinking, but it was my first time and I only moderately enjoyed it…
The point is, with all this crap about our current WR core and how we don’t have anything to give up to get any better ones. Why the HELL didn’t we just sign T.O when he was an FA? Could you imagine how nasty the Bears would be on offense if Cutler had T.O. to throw to? That way, they could play Hester in the slot, where he belongs and he wouldn’t have to worry about being a number one, which he isn’t. Not because he doesn’t have the ability, because he doesn’t have the body to take being hit on every play, because the defense knows your the QB’s best option and you’re constantly forced to run every route which includes going across the middle, not just fly routes and others on the perimiter. Seriously name a top ten WR in the league who get the ball 8-12 times a game, who isn’t a beast physically.
I don’t agree either with this crap that T.O. is a locker room cancer either. They are freaking grown men that get paid millions to play football, so they can figure it out. I don’t want to hear any bitching and moaning about how they can’t get along. Besides T.O. was totally in the right in Dallas and there are the stats to prove it, I’ll explain later if need be. As Ari once said on Entourage, “A-rod and Jeter let their dicks swing in the same locker room and they freaking hate each other”.