Kyle Orton Respectfully Requests That The Bears Rethink This Trade Thing
The last post of the week: something to ponder as you await the certain couch slouch and booze binge of this weekend.
Yeah, because none of us saw this coming. Orton was booed heavily and repeatedly on Thursday night during a Broncos structured scrimmage at Invesco Field. A crowd of over 13,000 Broncos fans first weren’t too pleased to watch Orton throw an interception to Andre’ Goodman, so you can only imagine how pissy they became once he threw a second pick to Goodman that was returned for a touchdown.
“Orton also was jeered when he threw behind receiver Chad Jackson, again when he missed a wide-open Jabar Gaffney in the end zone and also when he floated a pass down the middle that Champ Bailey busted up.
‘Fans can cheer. They can boo,’ Orton said. ‘We’ve got good fans, and they’re passionate about their football, that’s for sure.’”
That’s Orton’s nice way of saying he knows they’re absolutely jaded. But, how would you feel if Josh McDaniels immediately began to tinker-fuck with everything you knew. Unfairly, Orton will pay the largest price for McDaniel’s over zealousness, and it’s already evident that Orton is under the Rocky Mountain microscope. In fact, I can see the next post now–”Kyle Orton Is The New Rex Grossman.”
Kyle Orton sucks big, fat, any mammal’s main organ of your choice, end of story. The fact that he ever started over Grossman is indicative of how truly stupid Bear’s are. They should have been calling for Angelo to find a decent O-line and WR’s rather than a butt pirate of a back up… I apologize for being so vulgar, but I was really pissed that Grossman was replaced by a guy with an arm that wouldn’t cut it in batting practice.
I meant to say how stupid the Bears’s fans and media are, sorry. Specifically Jay Mariotti at the time…
I don’t dislike The Beard as much as you do. Of course, I don’t like him as much as Josh McDaniels pretends to, either. He was boring, but slightly less mistake prone than Rex. I preferred Rex against my preference for reason. But, back to what you were saying, I choose… ape. Ape dick is funny.