To Avoid Throwing Up, Have Somebody Read This To You
The last post of the week: something to ponder as you await the certain couch slouch and booze binge of this weekend.
Obviously, the big news of the week is Brett Favre’s totally not surprising return to pro football and signing with Minnesota. Just when Tavaris Jackson thought it was safe, Favre decides to ruin all of our lives and make everything about him once again.
The scary thing, I guess, is that it could happen to anyone. Yes, folks, Favre could happen even to you! So, fans of the Dolphins, 49ers, Seahawks, Raiders, or every other team for that matter … tread lightly. One day, you’re content with your okay quarterback and the next, Favre is on a private leer jet from Hattiesburg on his way to your city, on the verge of explaining why your team “was the perfect fit” and why your mother deserves to be happy, too.
Picture courtesy of Chicago Tribune. We originally ran it here.


Did Dusty Dvoracek really just end his fourth consecutive season / career with another injury? Not worried because he was probably going to the odd man out anyways, but that just sucks for the guy.
Finally got to watch the Bears – NYG game via NFL Network Replay. Wow did Jay Cutler look good. Granted the Giants were missing like 5 defensive starters, but still.