There was the good: Kahlil Bell’s first NFL run netted 72 yards and Charles Tillman jab-crossed three balls loose; the pretty damn bad: Jay Cutler’s one interception couldn’t have been more untimely and now the Bears playoff aspirations are dead; and then — there is this: Devin Hester’s ass. Sadly, my only regret about everything is that I don’t have DVR … so I could have gotten it first. Full ass disclosure after the jump.

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