Prince Was Lurking At Bears-Vikings Game
Well, now it all makes sense: It wasn’t Purple Jesus, Old Man Favre, or the Bears’ self-destructing everything that put Sunday’s game out of reach late in the first half for Chicago. No, it was the eerie, magical pop power of The Artist Formerly Known As Prince. Of course!
Prince took time out of his busy schedule being elusive and mysterious to watch his hometown Vikes dismantle the Bears at the Metrodome, where he was no doubt, being both elusive and mysterious. And why the fuck does he look pinned to the wall by the drinks cart? …
Imagine the little ESPN recap for this game. You knew it was over when: All went black, a very thin man appeared suddenly, and without observation, at midfield, illuminated the Metrodome rafters with the fire inundating his body and then, at once, resurfaced in the box suite above, drinking a Pinot Grigio.
Then, inevitably, Jay Cutler threw an interception.
Video of a lurking Prince here at the 1:38 mark. Bigger picture here:
