Kevin Malast Resurfaces … — Blog Down, Chicago Bears

Kevin Malast Resurfaces …

by Shea Johnson on Wednesday 2 December 2009 at 3:45 pm

And we’re gleeful, indeed. We’ve been praying for a second opportunity to show this picture, and knew it would come one way or another. Sadly, it’s because Malast was just added to the practice squad, and not because he finally came clean about that one time at Rutgers when he impregnated the daughter of an angry witch doctor his head was shrunken through some, no doubt, hilarious means.

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Posted under Better College Player Than Pro,Don't Call It A Comeback,Kevin Malast,transaction

10 Comments

  1. T by T — December 5, 2009 @ 10:59 am

    Is that supposed to be funny? Get a clue you tool.

  2. Shea by Shea — December 5, 2009 @ 2:05 pm

    Is that supposed to be funny? Get a clue you tool.

    You, sir, must be the authority, then. You know how I know this: You’re username is just one letter.

    /post fixed

  3. 2LiveKreutz by 2LiveKreutz — December 5, 2009 @ 2:15 pm

    In all fairness to him using “T”, his real name is Terrence.

  4. reefermadness3 by reefermadness3 — December 5, 2009 @ 5:37 pm

    malast must have taken a tip from sir jay on how to wear a helmet. perhaps he thought that was his ticket onto the roster. in any case i thought he played pretty well during the preseason and the bears should let this guy loose on special teams.

    where’s the picture of the voodoo guy at?

  5. Mike by Mike — December 9, 2009 @ 4:24 pm

    You seem a little too obsessed with Malast and this picture. His helmet got repositioned after a tackle, not THAT funny.

  6. Shea by Shea — December 9, 2009 @ 10:48 pm

    The guy can’t see! He’s playing football and he can’t fucking see! It’s fucking … aha … funny. His helmet is big … Over … sized. Big helmet? It’s funny, no? … No? Okay, okay. You’re right, Mike. Touché. Touché.

  7. Mike by Mike — December 10, 2009 @ 12:16 am

    He’s playing football and he can’t see, yet he still finished the preaseason with a team high 19 tackles. But yea, I get it, big helmet.

  8. Shea by Shea — December 10, 2009 @ 12:26 am

    It’s good to see self-deprecating sarcasm isn’t lost on you. Glad to have you!

  9. Mike by Mike — December 10, 2009 @ 12:59 am

    haha

  10. Mike by Mike — December 10, 2009 @ 8:46 am

    Lol, no it never is!

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