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The Coaching Carousel: Jump On, Everyone!

by Gavin Tugana on Thursday 3 December 2009 at 4:45 pm

Wanted to take a quick minute to run through the various coaching changes we could be looking at after the year. Dependent on how we finish the season, we could have a completely new coaching staff. I’ll run down the possibilities of Lovie and/or Ron leaving us and hypothesize on what will most likely happen.

Lovie Smith

Status: Relatively safe if team wins against Rams and Lions.

Reasons for staying: A horrific contract. If he wasn’t owed so much money, he would most likely be fired after the 2009 campaign.

Reasons for going: Jumped on the grenade last year to save his BFF Bob Babich. It was a risky decision. However, the defense has struggled against good teams (Cincinnati, Cardinals, Vikings) and done OK, at best, against iffy teams (Seattle, SF).

How it could change: As much as I hate to admit it, Lovie will probably stay at least until the end of the 2010 season. However, a few issues play in here: If we lose four of our last five, Lovie could be booted to the curb. Not only that, but Bill Cowher has openly talked about wanting to take the Chicago job. Can the McCaskey’s really pass up that opportunity?

Ron Turner

Status: Start packing now, young fella.

Reasons for staying: He and Lovie are BFF (Ed. note: Two BFF’s?!!).

Reasons for going: Not wasting my breath explaining why he’s bad.

How it could change: If a snowball can survive in hell, then Ron will stay as OC for the 2010 season.

Most Likely Scenarios

- Lovie stays as the Bears head coach and fires Ron Turner.

The more I think about this situation, the more I dread it. Why? Lovie has a tendency to use St. Louis players/personnel (see: Orlando Pace, Adam Archuleta). Mike Martz is available, which makes my skin crawl thinking about him coaching our offense.

Jay Cutler would have to learn a completely new offense, and it really wouldn’t make a bit of difference anyways. If Sir Jay doesn’t have protection up front, it doesn’t matter what offensive scheme we run; we won’t be able to run the ball and Jay will end up with 350-lbs angry men landing on top of him. Again.

- Lovie and Co. are fired and replaced by Bill Cowher

I know, I know. John Clayton said today that the Bears haven’t contacted Cowher or any member of his family, posse, etc. Thanks for that investigative work, John! What is Cowher going to say, “Yeah, I talked with Ted the other day about taking the reins. What’s it to ya?” No, of course not.

A name as tantalizing as Bill Cowher can’t be discarded so easily. He’ll have his pick of coaching jobs, but the only ones he reportedly wants are the Bears and Texans.

Lovie is owed a lot of money, but it is clear that he’ll most likely be fired at the end of the 2010 campaign anyways. Why wait? Clean house and bring in Cowher. Not only will that get the angst and anger of Bears Nation off the Bears’ management, it’ll be a legitimately exciting hire. Another Bear for the city to wrap its collective arms around.

If you want this scenario to play out, you better hope for a lot of losses to close out this season. And, the way we’re currently playing, that’s certainly attainable.

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