The Seahawks are retiring the neon-green jerseys they wore once, a September home loss to the Bears, and kind of stating that as the reason why. According to coach Jim Mora, the jerseys are going bye-bye, because “we didn’t win in them.” You see! This season wasn’t entirely played in vain! But, we’d like to think they’re getting rid of the glow stick unis because, like the UFL’s California Redwoods jersey to the left, it’s one of, you know, THE MOST HIDEOUS THINGS WE HAVE EVER SEEN.

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