If I told you that this was ever, even slightly, something that crossed my mind once Alex Brown was thrust onto the trading block, I’d be lying. Reports are that Brandon Marshall could be headed to Chicago as part of a budding three-way trade between Chicago, Denver and Seattle. (more…)

Schadenfreude, formerly Why Your Team Sucks, is a bi-weekly (hopefully) posting about the unfortunate moments and embarrassments of all NFL teams NOT named the Chicago Bears. As we already trudged through the waste of the NFC we are doing the AFC. Your comments, venom and hate-mail are encouraged and appreciated. (more…)

Wearing team gear is an excellent way to show off your team spirit. Sometimes, however, shirts like these are made, ready to unleash a whole new level of tackiness onto an unsuspecting public. This is a bi-weekly new feature called Chicago Bears Shit I Wouldn’t Buy For My Worst Enemy. It fits. (more…)

Alex Brown sees the big, dumb writing on the stupid, unexplainable wall. Graciously, today, he tweeted his thank you to the organization, and his goodbyes to a fan base that likely feel as sorry for him as he should for us. (more…)

There is still enough time for us all to go back to bed, pretend none of this kooky talk about seperating from Alex Brown ever took place, and prepare for training camp with the lineup we all thought we we’re promised when the Bears signed Julius Peppers. C’mon. How about it? (more…)

Technically, Adewale Ogunelye is in limbo; not a member of the Bears, but nor has he been picked up by another team. That’s all the justification I need to explain why he dating rapper/singer Kelis is relevant. Oh, that and the fact that they might enjoy extra company. In the interest of fairness, Kelis has looked better. (more…)

The ingredients of a great NFL prospect highlight film include things like heart-pumping music, slick editing and footage without tracking. The right combination can move you to make a snap, sometimes irrational, decision about the overall ability of the prospect. Hey, it’s fun. Let’s do it, shall we? (more…)

Here is the deal: We don’t have time, nor always the will, to make a post out of every semi-significant Bears-related tidbit that hits the InterWeb. But, to satisfy you readers and make sure that we keep on top of everything, we’re bringing you short and precise annotated Bears highlights every Monday and Thursday. This is our link-dumpish effort. (more…)

The last post of the week; something to ponder as you await the certain couch slouch and booze binge of the weekend.

In case you haven’t heard, Jerry Angelo is threatening to trade away your team’s second-best defensive end. Of course, we can’t let this happen. And, because this billboard worked so “well,” it’s only obvious that a Facebook group showcasing public outrage to Brown’s projected release is the surefire way to get what we want. (more…)

From Valentine’s Day two years ago, Devin Hester and Alex Brown smooch their respective women under the watchful eye of attendees at a Chicago Bulls game. Shockingly, the two famous pro athletes had the least awkward Kiss Cam kisses of the day. (more…)

Because Mark Anderson is supposedly ready to handle the full-time defensive end gig and, you know, not completely fall to pieces this time, Alex Brown is on the trading block! And with that proclamation, Jerry Angelo has taken all his goodwill and fed it to his asshole. (more…)

Schadenfreude, formerly Why Your Team Sucks, is a bi-weekly (hopefully) posting about the unfortunate moments and embarrassments of all NFL teams NOT named the Chicago Bears. As we already trudged through the waste of the NFC we are doing the AFC. Your comments, venom and hate-mail are encouraged and appreciated. (more…)