Just look at this guy for a moment, would you? You do realize how zero passer ratings become possible? It happens when every waking second is spent musing over all the vajay your penis will soon be encountering. It’s Rex’s problem and, now, he’s the Redskins problem. On a side note: Oh, please, Washington: Trade Jason Campbell A.S.A.P.! (customary “Rexy Back” video after the jump)

Thanks to the always special KSK for the vid.

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