The N’Awlins Saints were recently invited, like most Super Bowl-winning teams are, to the White House to celebrate having been the best of the best. Somehow, new Saint Alex Brown snuck in there,despite having spent last season, um, not winning a Super Bowl.

In news that would have been more interesting one year ago, Alex Brown was escorted from Halas Hall this morning by security personnel. You see, it goes against the collective bargaining agreement for players to visit facilities of teams they’re not a part of. Kick you of Chicago once, shame on them; kick you out of Chicago twice, well, you know. (more…)

Two decidingly nerdy “uh-huh” laughs, an all too serious-voiced “glad to be here”, and an awkwardly hurried goodbye will not diminish our first-ever appearance on the radio. Nooo, sir. (more…)

Inspired by Deadspin pointing us to this Hedo Turkoglu laugher and the newfound ability to use Youtube to create our very own Google search story, we…well, we created our very own Google search story. And, without further ado, our loose interpretation of Jerry Angelo’s thinking process in deciding to get rid of Alex Brown: (more…)

It saddens me to say, Alex Brown is a New Orleans Saint. Not because I hate the Saints or anything, but because Brown’s two-year deal–amount, still unreported–is the clearest indicator that he’s truly never, ever coming back. (more…)

Brian Urlacher had the best comments on Alex Brown’s release yesterday. You get the sense Urlacher, like 94% of the Bears fan base, is frustrated, annoyed and disappointed. And all in just three words. (more…)

Here is the deal: We don’t have time, nor always the will, to make a post out of every semi-significant Bears-related tidbit that hits the InterWeb. But, to satisfy you readers and make sure that we keep on top of everything, we’re bringing you short and precise annotated Bears highlights every Monday and Thursday. This is our link-dumpish effort. (more…)

If I told you that this was ever, even slightly, something that crossed my mind once Alex Brown was thrust onto the trading block, I’d be lying. Reports are that Brandon Marshall could be headed to Chicago as part of a budding three-way trade between Chicago, Denver and Seattle. (more…)

Alex Brown sees the big, dumb writing on the stupid, unexplainable wall. Graciously, today, he tweeted his thank you to the organization, and his goodbyes to a fan base that likely feel as sorry for him as he should for us. (more…)

There is still enough time for us all to go back to bed, pretend none of this kooky talk about seperating from Alex Brown ever took place, and prepare for training camp with the lineup we all thought we we’re promised when the Bears signed Julius Peppers. C’mon. How about it? (more…)

Here is the deal: We don’t have time, nor always the will, to make a post out of every semi-significant Bears-related tidbit that hits the InterWeb. But, to satisfy you readers and make sure that we keep on top of everything, we’re bringing you short and precise annotated Bears highlights every Monday and Thursday. This is our link-dumpish effort. (more…)

The last post of the week; something to ponder as you await the certain couch slouch and booze binge of the weekend.

In case you haven’t heard, Jerry Angelo is threatening to trade away your team’s second-best defensive end. Of course, we can’t let this happen. And, because this billboard worked so “well,” it’s only obvious that a Facebook group showcasing public outrage to Brown’s projected release is the surefire way to get what we want. (more…)