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Alex Brown Visits White House, Celebrates Super Bowl He Didn’t Win

by Shea Johnson on Wednesday 11 August 2010 at 7:00 am

The N’Awlins Saints were recently invited, like most Super Bowl-winning teams are, to the White House to celebrate having been the best of the best. Somehow, new Saint Alex Brown snuck in there,despite having spent last season, um, not winning a Super Bowl.

Posted under Still Photo Op,That Must Be Awkward,alex brown,new orleans saints

Alex Brown Gets Booted From Bears Practice

by Shea Johnson on Tuesday 22 June 2010 at 10:30 pm

In news that would have been more interesting one year ago, Alex Brown was escorted from Halas Hall this morning by security personnel. You see, it goes against the collective bargaining agreement for players to visit facilities of teams they’re not a part of. Kick you of Chicago once, shame on them; kick you out of Chicago twice, well, you know. (more…)

Posted under OH NO HE DI'INT!!,alex brown,uncomfortable interactions with pro athletes

Blog Down On The Radio: Our First Radio Interview Spec-tacle

by Shea Johnson on Monday 26 April 2010 at 3:15 pm

Two decidingly nerdy “uh-huh” laughs, an all too serious-voiced “glad to be here”, and an awkwardly hurried goodbye will not diminish our first-ever appearance on the radio. Nooo, sir. (more…)

Posted under Jay Cutler,Oh Jerry Angelo,Radio,alex brown,nfl draft,predictions

This Is Just One Jerry Angelo Google-Search Parody

by Shea Johnson on Tuesday 13 April 2010 at 3:15 pm

Inspired by Deadspin pointing us to this Hedo Turkoglu laugher and the newfound ability to use Youtube to create our very own Google search story, we…well, we created our very own Google search story. And, without further ado, our loose interpretation of Jerry Angelo’s thinking process in deciding to get rid of Alex Brown: (more…)

Posted under Oh Jerry Angelo,alex brown,youtube

Alex Brown Is A Saint

by Shea Johnson on Wednesday 7 April 2010 at 6:15 pm

It saddens me to say, Alex Brown is a New Orleans Saint. Not because I hate the Saints or anything, but because Brown’s two-year deal–amount, still unreported–is the clearest indicator that he’s truly never, ever coming back. (more…)

Posted under Sad,alex brown,new orleans saints,using this post as an excuse to vent

“God, That Sucks.” Brian Urlacher Keeps It Real

by Shea Johnson on Friday 2 April 2010 at 1:00 pm

Brian Urlacher had the best comments on Alex Brown’s release yesterday. You get the sense Urlacher, like 94% of the Bears fan base, is frustrated, annoyed and disappointed. And all in just three words. (more…)

Posted under Oh Jerry Angelo,Sad,alex brown,brian urlacher,transaction

Alex Brown’s Release, Bears Draft Talk, And Be Weary Of Shawn Andrews

by Shea Johnson on Thursday 1 April 2010 at 11:30 am

Here is the deal: We don’t have time, nor always the will, to make a post out of every semi-significant Bears-related tidbit that hits the InterWeb. But, to satisfy you readers and make sure that we keep on top of everything, we’re bringing you short and precise annotated Bears highlights every Monday and Thursday. This is our link-dumpish effort. (more…)

Posted under Link Dumpish,Sad,Shawn Andrews,alex brown,free agency,nfl draft,preseason

Bears, Broncos, And Seahawks Talking Steep Trade That Would Send Brandon Marshall To Chicago (Update)

by Shea Johnson on Wednesday 31 March 2010 at 11:59 pm

If I told you that this was ever, even slightly, something that crossed my mind once Alex Brown was thrust onto the trading block, I’d be lying. Reports are that Brandon Marshall could be headed to Chicago as part of a budding three-way trade between Chicago, Denver and Seattle. (more…)

Posted under Trade Talk,alex brown,brandon marshall,denver broncos,greg olsen,seattle seahawks

Alex Brown, Don’t Tweet It’s Over

by Shea Johnson on Wednesday 31 March 2010 at 2:15 pm

Alex Brown sees the big, dumb writing on the stupid, unexplainable wall. Graciously, today, he tweeted his thank you to the organization, and his goodbyes to a fan base that likely feel as sorry for him as he should for us. (more…)

Posted under Sad,Trade Talk,alex brown,twitter

Trading Alex Brown Sounding More Insanely Ridiculous Every Day

by Shea Johnson on Wednesday 31 March 2010 at 7:30 am

There is still enough time for us all to go back to bed, pretend none of this kooky talk about seperating from Alex Brown ever took place, and prepare for training camp with the lineup we all thought we we’re promised when the Bears signed Julius Peppers. C’mon. How about it? (more…)

Posted under Trade Talk,alex brown,offseason,sad truths about the Bears,tommie harris

Alex Brown-Rob Sims Trade Rumor, Nathan Vasher To Chargers, And Greg Olsen Works Out

by Shea Johnson on Monday 29 March 2010 at 3:55 pm

Here is the deal: We don’t have time, nor always the will, to make a post out of every semi-significant Bears-related tidbit that hits the InterWeb. But, to satisfy you readers and make sure that we keep on top of everything, we’re bringing you short and precise annotated Bears highlights every Monday and Thursday. This is our link-dumpish effort. (more…)

Posted under Link Dumpish,Trade Talk,alex brown,greg olsen,mark anderson,nathan vasher,rumor,seattle seahawks

The Keep Alex Brown In Chicago Crusdade Now Has A Facebook Group

by Shea Johnson on Friday 26 March 2010 at 4:15 pm

The last post of the week; something to ponder as you await the certain couch slouch and booze binge of the weekend.

In case you haven’t heard, Jerry Angelo is threatening to trade away your team’s second-best defensive end. Of course, we can’t let this happen. And, because this billboard worked so “well,” it’s only obvious that a Facebook group showcasing public outrage to Brown’s projected release is the surefire way to get what we want. (more…)

Posted under Facebook,Oh Jerry Angelo,Your Comments Are Appreciated,alex brown
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