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Athletes Shorter Than My Girlfriend | Blog Down, Chicago Bears

Blog Down Breakdown: CHI 20 ATL 22

by Orton's Lazy Eye on Sunday 12 October 2008 at 2:00 pm

Oh, look honey! It’s Garrett Wolfe. Ain’t he cute?

At the risk of sounding ungrateful, Kyle Orton’s AMAZING touchdown throw to Rashied Davis just ruined this entire post. I guess it doesn’t pay to start writing before the game is over, huh?

Short of drawing on manly stubble with a marker, outfitting him in Wrangler jeans, and teaching him how to speak with an oh-so-gentle southern draw, the Bears couldn’t have made Falcons quarterback Matt Ryan look more like Brett Favre today. (more…)

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