The last post of the week: something to ponder as you await the certain couch slouch and booze binge of this weekend.

Lance Briggs be gettin’ hit up for more child support money. Sound familiar to all you Titan or Bronco fans? (An aside: are there any Bronco fans left???). At any rate, one of Lance Briggs’ three baby momma’s is hittin’ number fifty-five up for more cash, according to the Chicago Sun Times. In addition to this one child he has, he also has two other children with two other women. I’m all for sowin’ the seed, but Lance, three kids in 14 months????? That’s some Travis Henry stuff right there. (more…)

As voted by you, Fake Lance Briggs’ Baby Mama would make the most awesome fake Twitter name. It narrowly defeated Fake Mike Ditka and Fake Jay Cutler, so thank you to the 46 people who voted.

Next logical question: Who is going to make it and entertain hundreds for years months weeks to come?

Falcons quarterback Matt Ryan — seen here sort of smiling –won’t find any joy in the tons of pressure he is gonna face this Sunday when the Bears hit the road to face Atlanta.

Both teams are 3-2 and a Falcons victory could push Atlanta to contender status. Standing in Ryan and the rest of the team’s way is the Bears’ top-notch defense. And uh, safety Lawyer Milloy.

The carried away Milloy rocked wide receiver Roddy White during practice earlier in the week, making White questionable for Sunday’s contest. With Chris Houston and Brent Grimes set to start at cornerback, Milloy’s bad day inevitably won’t end until Monday morning. (more…)