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Gabe Reid’s Four-Year Plan Was Much More Effective Than My Own

by Decatur Staley on Friday 16 July 2010 at 11:45 am

Gabe Reid was awarded $325,000 in workers’ compensation from the Bears for an injury suffered at the end of his four-year, bench-riding career. Mike Brown, Pro-Bowl safety, only received $140,000 after he was injured. Apparently, to be awarded more money, you just have to sit at home eating bon-bons. (more…)

Posted under I'm Sure He's A Nice Guy,Things Beyond Me,bad athletes,injury

The Last Post Of The Week: Julius Peppers And, DunDunDun…Steroids

by Shea Johnson on Friday 14 May 2010 at 2:00 pm

The last post of the week: Really, no longer just something to ponder as you await the certain couch slouch and booze binge of the weekend, but, instead, bar conversation, only not in a bar. Let these discussions hold you over until we resurface on Monday.

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Posted under Friday Night Final,Julius Peppers,Media,Your Comments Are Appreciated,awards,bad athletes

Quarterback Hell: A Chicago Bears Quarterback Retrospective (Part 3 of 3)

by Shea Johnson on Tuesday 22 December 2009 at 11:30 am

Since Jim McMahon, men who have played quarterback while simultaneously donning a Chicago Bears uniform have (mostly) sucked. You can outright fault the organization or pacifyingly fault the organization, but no matter what, nothing can save these 27 poor souls from an unenvious shared history; having been through, what many believe to be, “quarterback hell”. (more…)

Posted under Quarterback Hell,Too many players to name,bad athletes,history,list

Quarterback Hell: A Chicago Bears Quarterback Retrospective (Part 2 of 3)

by Shea Johnson on Thursday 10 December 2009 at 7:30 am

Since Jim McMahon, men who have played quarterback while simultaneously donning a Chicago Bears uniform have (mostly) sucked. You can outright fault the organization or pacifyingly fault the organization, but no matter what, nothing can save these 27 poor souls from an unenvious shared history; having been through, what many believe to be, “quarterback hell”. (more…)

Posted under Quarterback Hell,Too many players to name,bad athletes,history,list

Quarterback Hell: A Chicago Bears Quarterback Retrospective (Part 1 of 3)

by Shea Johnson on Wednesday 18 November 2009 at 7:45 pm

Since Jim McMahon, men who have played quarterback while simultaneously donning a Chicago Bears uniform have (mostly) sucked. You can outright fault the organization or pacifyingly fault the organization, but no matter what, nothing can save these 27 poor souls from an unenvious shared history; having been through, what many believe to be, “quarterback hell”. (more…)

Posted under Quarterback Hell,Too many players to name,bad athletes,history,list

Rex Grossman: Don’t You Ever Change

by Matt Phillip on Monday 17 August 2009 at 9:45 pm

It’s good to see that the NFL still gets the same old Rex.

Epic LOL.

Posted under Never enough Rex,bad athletes,houston texans

Just Keep Them Away From Your Collarbones, Charles Rogers

by Shea Johnson on Thursday 2 July 2009 at 9:30 pm

Hey, ladies and gentleman! Guess which former collar bone-deficient Detroit Lion’s name is resurfacing? If you said Charles Rogers, take yourself a Vicodin and pat yourself on the back… just not too hard. Collarbone, remember? (more…)

Posted under Don't Call It A Comeback,bad athletes,charles rogers,injury

The Bears Secondary Wants You!

by Matt Phillip on Thursday 25 June 2009 at 7:00 pm

Well not really, but it would appear that they should just start holding tryouts in the Chicago area. I mean I ‘played’ safety freshman year of high school, why not give me a shot? With the ‘talent’ we are currently throwing out there we might as well start handing out tryout flyers. (more…)

Posted under Assumptive Blogging,bad athletes,corey graham

Brett Favre Has Twitter, Or So It Would Seem

by Matt Phillip on Wednesday 24 June 2009 at 6:30 pm

Hey all, I’ll be taking over for Shea for a few days while he ends his life by having his girlfriend move in with him, goes to sunny CA to visit his home boys and girls.

The offseason is brutal enough for us Bears fans. We have to suffer through the “Wait ‘til next year” refrain from Cubs fans, and the perpetual ineptitude of the Bulls. (Yes the Blackhawks were good this year but now that their season is done, I’m sure that 0.5% of the city cares) As if that wasn’t enough, for the past three off-seasons we’ve had to deal with the fucking Brett Favre saga. (more…)

Posted under Don't Call It A Comeback,End of an Era (Or Not),I'm Sure He's A Nice Guy,Media,Waste of Space,bad athletes,brett favre,matt phillip,nfc north,offseason,peter king

Rex Grossman Still Needs A Job

by Shea Johnson on Thursday 14 May 2009 at 3:30 pm

Nearly three months have passed since the Bears and Rex Grossman parted ways, yet Rex remains unemployed.

It’s unclear if teams are hesitant to hire the oft-maligned veteran because of the sheer velocity of his deep bombs, his unwavering commitment to hitting the man in the flat, or his penchant for DOING VERY, VERY, STUPID THINGS. (more…)

Posted under Don't Call It A Comeback,Never enough Rex,Still Don't Know What To Do With My Grossman Jersey,bad athletes,free agency

Fool Me Once, Shame On You; Fool Me Twice, We’re Not Gonna Draft An Airese Currie Again

by Shea Johnson on Saturday 25 April 2009 at 12:00 pm

Tired of foolishly taking fliers on prospects with injury histories only to see them materialize into NFL pros with injury histories, the Bears have committed to not doing that anymore.

The Bears are going to look closer at their medical evaluations of players when there’s a question mark. This decision comes in light of the firestorm created last summer when first-round pick Chris Williams went down with a herniated disc in his back on the second day of training camp — the same disc the Bears knew had a ”stabile herniation.”

Um… duh?

Posted under bad athletes,draftdraftdraft,injury

Matt Leinart Is “Not An Idiot, But Struggles To Read And Learn The Game”

by Shea Johnson on Tuesday 21 April 2009 at 1:09 am

When watching the NFL Draft this weekend, it’ll be important to brush up on your draft lingo so as to avoid potentially awkward stalls in conversation between you and your buddies, and completely understand what the hell Todd McShay is saying.

Mac Engel of the Star-Telegram was kind enough to lay out the different terms typically used when evaluating prospects, and even linked one NFL player to each said term. A few proved to be more interesting than others.

Posted under Not Bears DUDE,bad athletes,lack of football knowledge,nfl draft
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