Terrence Metcalf suspended for steroid use
Of the two men in the photograph, one is the owner of eleven identical denim jackets and has seen Tommy Boy 242 times. In 2008.
The other, however, was just busted for violation of the NFL’s policy on anabolic steroids and related substances and is unable to participate in the next four games.
Guard Terrence Metcalf thus becomes the first person in recorded history to be diagnosed with steroid immunity. (more…)

What more could an 0-4 team want to jumpstart their season than an underachieving recluse with a penchant for alcohol and Sun Chips?
Ok. So the news doesn’t quite deserve the poignancy of the Martin Luther King speech, but former Bears running back Cedric Benson
Wide receiver Mark Bradley is no longer a member of the Chicago Bears. Not by choice of course. The Bears
Depending on whose version of events you believe, Bucs tackle Jeremy Trueblood either acted like a dick, or was
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First, allow me to defend myself. This is an Adam Archuleta-related post. And the picture accompanying said post is of someone related to Archuleta. (It’s his wife, playmate Jennifer Walcott). Hence, this picture is entirely appropriate given the explanation. See kids, if you think things through, you can lie to yourself and never come to realize how big of an asshole you really are.