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Charles Tillman’s Stripping Prowess Will Make Your Balls Drop

by Shea Johnson on Friday 15 May 2009 at 2:30 pm

Presenting an interesting and new statistic from Football Outsiders: the forced drop. Contrary to what it sounds like, it occurs when a receiver drops a ball without contention from the primary defender. And guess who “forced” the most drops in 2009?

“Based on film breakdowns of the 2008 season, more NFL receivers dropped passes when Tillman was the primary defender than any other cornerback in the league. Of the 113 passes thrown in his direction, 10 were dropped.” (more…)

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But Does Michael Vick Make As Delightful Of A 12-Lemon Centerpiece?

by Shea Johnson on Thursday 26 March 2009 at 10:57 pm

Leave it to Lovie Smith to compare the incarcerations of Michael Vick and Martha Stewart. More so, he does it with the same easygoing demeanor that makes you wonder if he isn’t really in a coma.

For the record, I’m against Vick ever playing pro football again, let alone, for the Bears. In fact, I might prefer to resort to watching the UFL , or electrocuting my testicles.

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B. Lloyd’s Knee Takes Time To Heal When It Hurts So Much

by Shea Johnson on Wednesday 12 November 2008 at 7:57 pm

Two days after we dared to wonder why Brandon Lloyd was still inactive, and would be ballsy (or unballsy) enough to say he’s waiting to be 100 percent, the Sun-Times is putting it out there: the Bears coaching staff is displeased with Lloyd’s lengthy recovery.

Depending on how much stock you put into the word on the street, Lloyd was ready to play last Sunday versus Tennessee, but instead, was sat by the team as punishment for possessing the pain tolerance of a Laguna Beach actor cast member. (more…)

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Marty Booker proves low balls aren’t a problem for ALL old men

by Shea Johnson on Monday 6 October 2008 at 4:31 pm

Yeah, he’s 32. But the brotha’s still got it.

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