Two days after we dared to wonder why Brandon Lloyd was still inactive, and would be ballsy (or unballsy) enough to say he’s waiting to be 100 percent, the Sun-Times is putting it out there: the Bears coaching staff is displeased with Lloyd’s lengthy recovery.

Depending on how much stock you put into the word on the street, Lloyd was ready to play last Sunday versus Tennessee, but instead, was sat by the team as punishment for possessing the pain tolerance of a Laguna Beach actor cast member. (more…)

Never did I ever think I’d write the following sentence:

Certainly, there are more pressing needs facing the Bears right now than the play of wide receiver. Brandon Lloyd can’t play cornerback, rush the passer, or return a kick for six for Devin Hester.

Nonetheless, through four games he looked as close to a true number one receiver as the Bears have had this year. So getting him back on the field wouldn’t hurt.

The only problem is, Lloyd wants to wait it out until he’s 100 percent. Since when did any professional footballer play at 100 percent? (more…)

While he might look like my emo best friend, Brandon Lloyd is all about the hip hop. And to prove it, he’s dropping an album.

Master of Ceremony is Lloyd’s debut CD. The first single, “She’s All Mine” featuring Bobby Valentino, is already getting radio play and self-admittedly huge…in the locker room.

In fact, some teammates have even bought the single on iTunes. The rest have opted to illegally download it from LimeWire. You know, the economy is down and shit. Players gotta eat.

The only biggest disappointment here is we’ll have to wait until Feb. 2 before we’re treated to waves of sixteen-bar utopias. Until then, make sweet, sweet love to your auditory ossicles.