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It’s Not THAT Bad, Cleveland: Hey, You’ve Signed Bobby Engram

by Shea Johnson on Thursday 8 July 2010 at 9:45 pm

I won’t pretend that this isn’t probably the worst night in Cleveland’s infamously depressing sports history (spoken from a Chicago sports fan!). However, someone once told me to always try to look on the bright side of things. Cleveland: meet your bright side. (more…)

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Schadenfreude (AFC Edition): Cleveland Browns

by Matt Phillip on Wednesday 31 March 2010 at 4:45 pm

Schadenfreude, formerly Why Your Team Sucks, is a bi-weekly (hopefully) posting about the unfortunate moments and embarrassments of all NFL teams NOT named the Chicago Bears. As we already trudged through the waste of the NFC we are doing the AFC. Your comments, venom and hate-mail are encouraged and appreciated. (more…)

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Watch Out, Sir! This Is Your Bears-Browns Postgame Thingy

by Shea Johnson on Sunday 1 November 2009 at 9:45 pm

The best thing about beating a team like the Cleveland Browns is getting to wipe the arrogant, holier-than-thou smirk off all of their faces; showing everybody that even the little guy can win for once; sticking it to the privileged kids. Really, who the hell do they think they are? … Oh, wait. They’re the Cleveland Browns. (more…)

Posted under Too many players to name,cleveland browns,game results

Eh, I Guess They’re Not All That Bad, Go Packers! … That Hurt

by Sean Sullivan on Thursday 29 October 2009 at 12:30 am

Despite the last two steaming piles the Bears have laid down, the division is still very much in reach if Aaron Rodgers and company can beat Minnesota this weekend. I’m of course assuming one thing: that our Bears can manage to suck just a little less than the really, really sucky Browns on Sunday. (more…)

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Bears Versus Browns Liveblog (Beta, Just Like You Like It)

by Shea Johnson on Thursday 3 September 2009 at 10:00 pm

Don Delco of Browns blog, No Logo Needed, provides us with some pregame mini-analysis before tonight’s game (7 p.m. CST/FOX). Conversely, our effort can be read over there.

Three preseason games in and the Cleveland Browns are still holding their quarterback competition. Yeah, that doesn’t bode well for the upcoming regular season. And with Sports Illustrated predicting the Browns to finish 2-14, the outlook is grim.

Still, it’s football. It’s the Cleveland Browns. It’s exciting (Ed. note: Be kind, people). (more…)

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Rod Hood To Play Against His Old Team On Thursday … ZOMG!

by Matt Phillip on Wednesday 2 September 2009 at 12:15 pm

Good news Bears fans!!!! Jerry Angelo pulled out the checkbook and signed……….Rod Hood to a one year deal. Arizona released Hood after signing Bryant McFadden away from Pittsburgh and Cleveland picked him up only to release him a few months later. Maybe it’s me, but I’m a bit concerned about taking players that have been on the Browns scrap heap. Then again, considering all our injuries, we need all the help we can get. Thanks Cleveland.

For what it’s worth check out Hood’s career stats here.

Posted under Reasons Bears fans should be scared,cleveland browns,matt phillip

… And Eric Mangini As Mike Ditka (Applause!)

by Shea Johnson on Monday 22 June 2009 at 9:00 am

Cleveland Browns fans: Reserve your Super Bowl tickets early! Defensive coordinator Rob Ryan is planning to “incorporate a version of the 46 with the Browns.” As in the Buddy Ryan-led, 1985 Bears’ 46 defense that utterly decimated opponents. Word is defensive tackle Shaun Smith has already called dibs on verses 1-17 when the Browns record their shufflin’ video.

Posted under Coaching,cleveland browns,mike ditka