So Much For Estúpido Curse: Spanish Madden Icon Roberto Garza Is Right Guard By Default
Don’t worry, los niños–right guard Robert Garza’s starting job appears to be safe.
The Madden ’09 En Español cover athlete was expected to face heavy competition after a seemingly pedestrian performance in 2008. The only problem is… the Bears didn’t really see it fit to bring in any.
Of the only three other legitimate guards on the roster, Frank Omiyale and Josh Beekman are contending for the right to squat between Orlando Pace and Olin Kreutz on the left side, and Dan Buenning is, well, Dan Buenning.


Of the two men in the photograph, one is the owner of eleven identical denim jackets and has seen Tommy Boy 242 times. In 2008.
It’s official: the word bolstered is thrown around way too much. So much so that it is used by the Bears’ official Web site to describe the impact the team’s