Likely perplexed by everybody’s chatter over Sea World these last two days, Devin Hester has taken to Twitter in search of clarity: “Why yall hate Sea World so much? Whats wrong with it?” Shhhh! Why ruin his fondness for whales?
We haven’t written in nearly a week, which isn’t like us, we know. But, it’s February and things are slow. So, here: New offensive coordinator Mike Martz says Devin Hester in the slot “could just be stupid good.” Martz then added that the Bears chances of winning it all in 2010 were “dope, yo!”
If only because: this is the third anniversary of one of the most depressing days of my young life, the offseason thus far has been unconvincing, and the decline of the Bears since the 2006 season has been so abrupt, I’m pretty excited to hear today that Devin Hester “would love to get back in that situation with the return game.” (more…)
Yesterday, Devin Hester spoke of what he referred to as “changes” to take place within the Bears organization next year. Then, he took to what is becoming the informal press release, Twitter, to insist the usual; that his words were taken out of context, you know, yada, yada, yada … But, he also vehemently denied ever being a fly on the wall in Jerry Angelo’s office, which is always weird. (more…)
The last post of the week; something to ponder as you await the certain couch slouch and booze binge of the weekend.
Devin Hester is likely out for Sunday’s Packers game, meaning we’ll all finally get to see some of Devin Aromashodu. I’d even go as far as to say that we might see Juaquin Iglesias, too, but everybody knows — third-round picks don’t play until year two! (more…)
There was the good: Kahlil Bell’s first NFL run netted 72 yards and Charles Tillman jab-crossed three balls loose; the pretty damn bad: Jay Cutler’s one interception couldn’t have been more untimely and now the Bears playoff aspirations are dead; and then — there is this: Devin Hester’s ass. Sadly, my only regret about everything is that I don’t have DVR … so I could have gotten it first. Full ass disclosure after the jump. (more…)
Any other Bears fans amped that Hester showed shades of his 2006 form in Denver this past weekend? It wasn’t any of this catch the ball, then run backwards five yards. No, it was catch the ball, make a decision, stick with it, and dust ten of the eleven opponents on the field. I have to say, I got a raging semi from watching that 54 yarder. (more…)
Aww, snaps! Devin Hester is preparing to return punts, something he’ll do starting this Sunday night versus Denver. He used to be pretty good if I remember …
The last post of the week: something to ponder as you await the certain couch slouch and booze binge of this weekend.
I love that pro athletes are looking to Twitter to project their innermost thoughts, now; especially when those thoughts are relayed to other pro athletes for all the world to digest. Okay, okay, so most of these tweets are completely insignificant and futile, but holy crap if they’re not entertaining. Case in point: Devin Hester.
ZOMG!!!!! Devin Hester hosted a football camp for Chicago youth over the weekend. Hester preached the values of having fun in every aspect of life, along with ‘teaching’ the kids about running pass routes, and playing QB. I’m quite surprised that the kids were able to get anything out of this, because usually when Hester talks, he sounds like my Uncle after a few too many glasses of Carlo Rossi at Thanksgiving. (more…)
The last post of the week: something to ponder as you await the certain couch slouch and booze binge of this weekend.
As soon as news broke that the Bears had traded for Jay Cutler, the first reaction–besides ohmyGod! we’ve got a quarterback–was okay, don’t sleep on the Bears now. And now that it’s sunk in that Cutler is the quarterback, fantasy football geeks want to tell you to not sleep on Devin Hester.
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Thirty-nine percent of you do not like to go out on a limb; Of the 152 total votes cast, 60 intrepid people agree that Devin Hester will have the most receiving yards for the Bears at seasons end. Not surprisingly, Greg Olsen had 28% of the support and three people chose to write-in names of receivers not on the team.
