Devin Hester was just married and “the most visited urban Website in the world” was all over it. Some excerpts from their coverage, followed by commentator reaction, after the jump. (more…)

Hester and Knox (oh? and mini-Garrett Wolfe hidden second-left) were apparently on the same page the moment the photog snapped this picture last weekend at Chicago club, Shrine. Isn’t it embarrassing when everyone goes for “standard cool pose 2?” (via Jonn3DeepCEO)

In the interest of full disclosure, we were contacted by a Red Bull PR person, who made us fully aware of Devin Hester’s brand new Web site. Upon visiting, we we’re introduced to a naked, bandana’d Hester with, what else, wiings. I’m starting to think this site is sponsored by Red Bull. (more…)

From Valentine’s Day two years ago, Devin Hester and Alex Brown smooch their respective women under the watchful eye of attendees at a Chicago Bulls game. Shockingly, the two famous pro athletes had the least awkward Kiss Cam kisses of the day. (more…)

Likely perplexed by everybody’s chatter over Sea World these last two days, Devin Hester has taken to Twitter in search of clarity: “Why yall hate Sea World so much? Whats wrong with it?” Shhhh! Why ruin his fondness for whales?

We haven’t written in nearly a week, which isn’t like us, we know. But, it’s February and things are slow. So, here: New offensive coordinator Mike Martz says Devin Hester in the slot “could just be stupid good.” Martz then added that the Bears chances of winning it all in 2010 were “dope, yo!”

If only because: this is the third anniversary of one of the most depressing days of my young life, the offseason thus far has been unconvincing, and the decline of the Bears since the 2006 season has been so abrupt, I’m pretty excited to hear today that Devin Hester “would love to get back in that situation with the return game.” (more…)

Yesterday, Devin Hester spoke of what he referred to as “changes” to take place within the Bears organization next year. Then, he took to what is becoming the informal press release, Twitter, to insist the usual; that his words were taken out of context, you know, yada, yada, yada … But, he also vehemently denied ever being a fly on the wall in Jerry Angelo’s office, which is always weird. (more…)

The last post of the week; something to ponder as you await the certain couch slouch and booze binge of the weekend.

Devin Hester is likely out for Sunday’s Packers game, meaning we’ll all finally get to see some of Devin Aromashodu. I’d even go as far as to say that we might see Juaquin Iglesias, too, but everybody knows — third-round picks don’t play until year two! (more…)

There was the good: Kahlil Bell’s first NFL run netted 72 yards and Charles Tillman jab-crossed three balls loose; the pretty damn bad: Jay Cutler’s one interception couldn’t have been more untimely and now the Bears playoff aspirations are dead; and then — there is this: Devin Hester’s ass. Sadly, my only regret about everything is that I don’t have DVR … so I could have gotten it first. Full ass disclosure after the jump. (more…)

Any other Bears fans amped that Hester showed shades of his 2006 form in Denver this past weekend? It wasn’t any of this catch the ball, then run backwards five yards. No, it was catch the ball, make a decision, stick with it, and dust ten of the eleven opponents on the field. I have to say, I got a raging semi from watching that 54 yarder. (more…)

Aww, snaps! Devin Hester is preparing to return punts, something he’ll do starting this Sunday night versus Denver. He used to be pretty good if I remember …