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Bears NFL Draft Recap: A Tale Of Dumb Puns And Wordplay

by Shea Johnson on Monday 26 April 2010 at 5:00 pm

The NFL Draft is over and that means two things: The world, again, becomes sunless for Todd McShay and it’s time for our NFL Draft recap! Do we think alike? Tell us in the comments, below. (more…)

Posted under A Review,dumb sportswriter,nfl draft

Rick Morrissey Rains On Your Parade

by Matt Phillip on Tuesday 8 September 2009 at 10:00 pm

Wow, what crawled up Rick Morrissey’s ass? In his column today Morrissey paints a gloomy picture for the Bears upcoming season. He boldly states that having Cutler at QB is good for one more win and maybe a Wild Card birth. Not only that but he warns of Matt Forte hitting a sophomore slump a la Geovany Soto up north (snicker). I’m not going to be like Sports Illustrated and pick us to go to the Super Bowl, but what is wrong with a little optimism??? (more…)

Posted under Reasons Bears fans should be amped,calm before the storm,dumb sportswriter,matt phillip,mike ditka

At Least Bears Have More Elite Players Than Lions

by Shea Johnson on Friday 28 August 2009 at 5:30 pm

National Football Post‘s Michael Lombardi is getting all Nick-Nolte-and-Shaq-movie on us, and putting his finger on who, in his view, are the “blue-chip” players for every NFL team. What exactly is a “blue-chip” player, you ask? Well, Matt Forte is one, so apparently it’s another way of saying really, really good. (more…)

Posted under Slow News Day,dumb sportswriter,matt forte,michael lombardi,national football post

How So-Called Experts See The Bears’ First Pick So Far

by Shea Johnson on Tuesday 27 January 2009 at 11:19 pm

Posted under dumb sportswriter,nfl draft,nfl mock draft,offseason

Jerry Angelo to Jay Mariotti: “You’re my best friend”

by Shea Johnson on Wednesday 27 August 2008 at 10:24 pm

Well, okay. No, not really. As a matter of fact, in Tuesday’s Sun-Times, recently resigned columnist Jay Mariotti writes of a note Bears general manager Jerry Angelo left for him divulging quite the opposite.

Mariotti says the note emphasizes Angelo is not one of his biggest fans, but isn’t clear if the note actually said that. It most likely did, though. In Chicago, you can buy pre-addressed notes to Jay Mariotti that read “I’m not one of your biggest fans. From (blank)” at just about any cornerstore or 7-eleven.

The unfriendly gesture by Angelo leaves me to wonder why everybody hates Mariotti. So what if he looks like the 17th president of a shitty country you’ve never heard of. The man put in some odd amount of years at a well-established newspaper playing the role of the adorable Mr. GrumpyPants. Doesn’t that count for something?

Angelo would do well to make up with Mariotti, anyhow. When his tenure as GM is over, “Jay & Jerry” is going to make one hell of a buddy sitcom.

Jay exits stage left.

Posted under dumb sportswriter,feuds,retirement