See what I’ve done here? Using the title as a channel, I’ve insinuated officials have feathers. As do Falcons. Wait. A. Minute.

No, no, no. I refuse to suggest officials in Sunday’s game at Atlanta were working in conjuction with the Falcons. I only scribed the above introduction because A) I am still extremely bitter and B) I noticed how the title might be indicative of an unintended point and if said point was intended – well, then I would be deemed as having wit.

If neither of this make sense to you or you frankly do not give a shit, continue after the jump to read the story you very damned well thought you would be done reading by now. (more…)