Here is the deal: We don’t have time, nor always the will, to make a post out of every semi-significant Bears-related tidbit that hits the InterWeb. But, to satisfy you readers and make sure that we keep on top of everything, we’re bringing you short and precise annotated Bears highlights every Monday and Thursday. This is our link-dumpish effort. (more…)

Here is the deal: We don’t have time, nor always the will, to make a post out of every semi-significant Bears-related tidbit that hits the InterWeb. But, to satisfy you readers and make sure that we keep on top of everything, we’re bringing you short and precise annotated Bears highlights every Monday and Thursday. This is our link-dumpish effort. (more…)

Here is the deal: We don’t have time, nor always the will, to make a post out of every semi-significant Bears-related tidbit that hits the InterWeb. But, to satisfy you readers and make sure that we keep on top of everything, we’re bringing you short and precise annotated Bears highlights every Monday and Thursday. This is our link-dumpish effort. (more…)

This is Shawn Andrews. For whatever reason, it appears he’s trying to suplex an sumo wrestler obese man. But, I just thought you should know, the Bears have contacted representatives for the former Eagle/current headcase and even had actual discussions with former Saints guard Jamar Nesbit, too. (more…)

Here is the deal: We don’t have time, nor always the will, to make a post out of every semi-significant Bears-related tidbit that hits the InterWeb. But, to satisfy you readers and make sure that we keep on top of everything, we’re bringing you short and precise annotated Bears highlights every Monday and Thursday. This is our link-dumpish effort. (more…)

Ah, the undrafted free agent: the little league kid with asthma of the NFL. Over the next few days, the Bears are expected to sign upward of 15 fresh-out-of-college football players to make an enviable amount of money for…well, basically practicing through the summer. (more…)

The Bears don’t care so much for Caleb Hanie anymore. What else could explain why — after deciding two quarterbacks would be just fine last season — they now inexplicably feel the need to search for a veteran? Ohhh. Maybe, it has something to do with Jay Cutler’s astronomical interception total? Either way, they could be looking at Josh McCown, who I’m told resembles Ivan Drago from Rocky IV.

Nick Roach signed his one-year tender yesterday meaning we’ll get, at least, one more year of his incredible YouTube channel. Watch Nick Roach play Madden. Watch Nick Roach teach his dog tricks. Watch Nick Roach cook with his mom. And, of course, watch Nick Roach film a young boy peek at the genitals of a female mannequin. (more…)

Hey, this is more than just nugatory speculation  purposed to entice visitors (ahem, bleacher report). Of course, this is also based off of an ESPN Insider report I can’t read because, let’s face it: I’m not hawking out $2.50/month to be regularly duped by Chris Mortenson. Regardless, it’s being discussed somewhere, and I guess rightfully so. (more…)

Here is the deal: We don’t have time, nor always the will, to make a post out of every semi-significant Bears-related tidbit that hits the InterWeb. But, to satisfy you readers and make sure that we keep on top of everything, we’re bringing you short and precise annotated Bears highlights every Monday and Thursday. This is our link-dumpish effort. (more…)

Robbie Gould, don’t be surprised if Marc Bulger is the one holding your balls this year. The longtime Rams and former Pro Bowl quarterback was given his walking papers today, meaning he’s now just a valuable backup in waiting. (more…)

Here is the deal: We don’t have time, nor always the will, to make a post out of every semi-significant Bears-related tidbit that hits the InterWeb. But, to satisfy you readers and make sure that we keep on top of everything, we’re bringing you short and precise annotated Bears highlights every Monday and Thursday. This is our link-dumpish effort. (more…)