The last post of the week: Really, no longer just something to ponder as you await the certain couch slouch and booze binge of the weekend, but, instead, bar conversation, only not in a bar. Let these discussions hold you over until we resurface on Monday.
The last post of the week: Really, no longer just something to ponder as you await the certain couch slouch and booze binge of the weekend, but, instead, bar conversation, only not in a bar. Let these discussions hold you over until we resurface on Monday.
The last post of the week: Really, no longer just something to ponder as you await the certain couch slouch and booze binge of the weekend, but, instead, bar conversation, only not in a bar. Let these discussions hold you over until we resurface on Monday.
The last post of the week: Really, no longer just something to ponder as you await the certain couch slouch and booze binge of the weekend, but, instead, bar conversation, only not in a bar. Let these discussions hold you over until we resurface on Monday.
The last post of the week: Really, no longer just something to ponder as you await the certain couch slouch and booze binge of the weekend, but, instead, bar conversation, only not in a bar. Let these discussions hold you over until we resurface on Monday.
The last post of the week; something to ponder as you await the certain couch slouch and booze binge of the weekend.
Hey! Who’s that lurking in the background? It’s Greg Olsen! Today, via his sporadically-used Twitter account, Olsen came forth, in a big way, to squelch all the talk that he doesn’t fit in Mike Martz’ scheme, he is on the trade block, and Darius Rucker, in fact, won’t be performing for his charity event at Joe’s Bar on May 27. (more…)
The last post of the week; something to ponder as you await the certain couch slouch and booze binge of this weekend.
As soon as word hit that the Bears were keen on acquiring Seahawks guard Rob Sims, I was initially thrilled. Yay! The Bears are making waves! How exciting! But, as so often happens, the irrationality of excitement caused by any free agent acquisition subsided, and I was left to ask myself: Who the fuck is Rob Sims? Really. (more…)
The last post of the week; something to ponder as you await the certain couch slouch and booze binge of the weekend.
This is the hideous thing members of the Green Bay Packers will put over their shoulder pads for select games next season. It’s apparently a throwback jersey from 1929, but all I see is a big circle for Julius Peppers to put his head through. (more…)
The last post of the week; something to ponder as you await the certain couch slouch and booze binge of the weekend.
Ohhhhh. That was nice, was it not? Julius Peppers, Chester Taylor, and Brandon Manumaleuna are now all members of the Chicago Bears. I’m just 26 years old, but yesterday was easily the most, dare I say, satisfying offseason day I’ve ever lived through. (more…)
The last post of the week; something to ponder as you await the certain couch slouch and booze binge of the weekend.
When our senior writer, Matt Phillip — shown here, having his back summarily broken — decided to continue a series we began last year; a series declaring, one-by-one, every team not the Bears to be complete shit, I was all for it. At the same time, I knew there would be fans of said other teams who would not understand why this was humorous. (more…)
The last post of the week; something to ponder as you await the certain couch slouch and booze binge of the weekend.
Torry Holt wants to play in Chicago. He feels confident he can show the current “guys how to run [Martz'] system, efficiently, effectively and consistently.” On a side note, Holt’s finger is bent disgustingly, unnaturally and extra-terrestrially.
The last post of the week; something to ponder as you await the certain couch slouch and booze binge of the weekend.
It appears Rod Marinelli will be your defensive coordinator after all. Oh, and Eric Washington and Shane Day are your new defensive line and quarterbacks coaches, too. And just like that, the Chicago Bears have turned what was a painfully sloooow search into a quickly finalized one. I’m sure it had nothing to do with lack of another candidate or outside unrest. (more…)
