The last post of the week; something to ponder as you await the certain couch slouch and booze binge of the weekend.
This is the hideous thing members of the Green Bay Packers will put over their shoulder pads for select games next season. It’s apparently a throwback jersey from 1929, but all I see is a big circle for Julius Peppers to put his head through. (more…)
The last post of the week; something to ponder as you await the certain couch slouch and booze binge of the weekend.
Ohhhhh. That was nice, was it not? Julius Peppers, Chester Taylor, and Brandon Manumaleuna are now all members of the Chicago Bears. I’m just 26 years old, but yesterday was easily the most, dare I say, satisfying offseason day I’ve ever lived through. (more…)
The last post of the week; something to ponder as you await the certain couch slouch and booze binge of the weekend.
When our senior writer, Matt Phillip — shown here, having his back summarily broken — decided to continue a series we began last year; a series declaring, one-by-one, every team not the Bears to be complete shit, I was all for it. At the same time, I knew there would be fans of said other teams who would not understand why this was humorous. (more…)
The last post of the week; something to ponder as you await the certain couch slouch and booze binge of the weekend.
Torry Holt wants to play in Chicago. He feels confident he can show the current “guys how to run [Martz'] system, efficiently, effectively and consistently.” On a side note, Holt’s finger is bent disgustingly, unnaturally and extra-terrestrially.
The last post of the week; something to ponder as you await the certain couch slouch and booze binge of the weekend.
It appears Rod Marinelli will be your defensive coordinator after all. Oh, and Eric Washington and Shane Day are your new defensive line and quarterbacks coaches, too. And just like that, the Chicago Bears have turned what was a painfully sloooow search into a quickly finalized one. I’m sure it had nothing to do with lack of another candidate or outside unrest. (more…)
The last post of the week; something to ponder as you await the certain couch slouch and booze binge of the weekend.
Are the Chicago Bears still searching for their offensive coordinator? Really? I would have sworn they’d do something about that by now. Eager Mike Martz interviewed for the position he made everyone aware he was very available for early in the month and reports are the Kevin Rogers interview went really well. So, there’s that. (more…)
The last post of the week; something to ponder as you await the certain couch slouch and booze binge of the weekend.
This is literally the exact photograph you would find in your e-mail after spending 14 minutes talking to Matt Forte in an all-ages chat room. Of course, this is predicated on the idea that you’d be a woman and Matt Forte worked the night shift at the Golden Nugget Pancake House. (more…)
The last post of the week; something to ponder as you await the certain couch slouch and booze binge of the Christmas weekend.
Being Christmas Eve, it’s only right that we stay true to the holiday spirit. That, and the fact that absolutely nothing is happening in Bears world, is why we bring you the proverbial Bears, Jib Jab, YouTube video courtesy of user, “sonofmabarker.” Except … there’s a twist. (more…)
The last post of the week; something to ponder as you await the certain couch slouch and booze binge of the weekend.
I was approached by two very pleasant Ravens fans, and bloggers, who prospected me to participate in a little Q & A exchange, in lieu of this Sunday’s friendly match up. Who would I be to deny them? Plus, I’m almost positive this guy was one of them. (more…)
The last post of the week; something to ponder as you await the certain couch slouch and booze binge of the weekend.
Devin Hester is likely out for Sunday’s Packers game, meaning we’ll all finally get to see some of Devin Aromashodu. I’d even go as far as to say that we might see Juaquin Iglesias, too, but everybody knows — third-round picks don’t play until year two! (more…)
The last post of the week: something to ponder as you await the certain couch slouch and booze binge of the weekend.
When I was nine-years old, my father surprised me with a trip to Louisville Gardens — I lived in Fort Knox, Kentucky at the time — to watch the Washington Wizards Bullets and Chicago Bulls play in an exhibition; my first-ever professional basketball game. As luck would have it, just weeks before, Michael Jordan had called it quits and just days before, Scottie Pippen had gotten hurt. But, I’ll always remember that game as the day I forcibly fell in love with Toni Kukoc. (more…)
The last post of the week: something to ponder as you await the certain couch slouch and booze binge of the Thanksgiving weekend.
We cordially invite thee, Chicago Bears fans everywhere — even sucky states like Oklahoma! — to our humble Web presence, also referred to around these Internets as “Blog Down, Chicago Bears”.
We’ve been around for a little while now, and we’re begging asking everyone who passes through here everyday to read us to start to comment also. Ideally, together we can build a community that is so much more Chris Harris-er, and so much less Adam Archuleta-er than your ordinary Bears message board or fan site.
And look! We even wrote a Commenter’s Guide for you. (more…)
