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FedEx Might Actually Be More Lucrative

by Shea Johnson on Sunday 18 July 2010 at 2:15 pm

Lost in this article, where the focus seems to be on Dez Clark’s near-release, is the stunning reveal that Greg Olsen is a starter who gets paid like the assistant equipment manager. (more…)

Posted under That Must Be Awkward,contract talk,dez clark,greg olsen

Brian Urlacher: 1977 World Kickball Champ

by Shea Johnson on Sunday 11 July 2010 at 1:15 pm

Greg Olsen, who must be contractually obligated to host a charity event every month, brought in famous friends Vince Vaughn and Kevin James as well as teammates Brian Urlacher and Matt Forte to participate in a charity kickball tournament on Saturday. (more…)

Posted under brian urlacher,charity,greg olsen,offseason,pictures

A Conspectus To The Offseason Partying Of Jay Cutler And Greg Olsen (With Brian Urlacher)

by Shea Johnson on Wednesday 2 June 2010 at 1:15 pm

We’re just barely into summer and already the best friend combo of Greg Olsen and Jay Cutler have handsomely rewarded our appetite for photographs of rich humans being normal humans. And since the only Chicago Bears news right now revolves around a left guard position battle (see our poll: Asiata is sooo gonna win!), here is this: (more…)

Posted under Jay Cutler,Party Time,Please Don't Hate Us,You Never See A Bum With An Entourage,brian urlacher,greg olsen,pictures

Patrick Kane’s Inappropriate Charitable Gesture And Pretty Much Everything Else You May Have Missed While I Was Gone

by Shea Johnson on Tuesday 1 June 2010 at 11:45 am

Here is the deal: We don’t have time, nor always the will, to make a post out of every semi-significant Bears-related tidbit that hits the InterWeb. But, to satisfy you readers and make sure that we keep on top of everything, we’re bringing you short and precise annotated Bears highlights every Monday and Thursday. Except today is Tuesday. This is our link-dumpish effort. (more…)

Posted under Balls joke,Jay Cutler,Link Dumpish,Party Time,brian urlacher,charity,greg olsen,injury,nfl draft,retirement,terrell owens,transaction

Terrell Owens Stares, Jay Cutler Looks Back Drunkenly

by Gavin Tugana on Thursday 27 May 2010 at 7:30 pm

Last weekend, Jay Cutler and Greg Olsen (seriously, do they ever NOT hang out?) partied at Underground. Terrell Owens showed up. All hell ensued. By all hell ensued, I mean that Cutler probably had a hellacious hangover the next day.

TMZ saw the picture, thought “ZOMG! This’ll be a great story!” and here we are. For what it’s worth, TO tweeted on Sunday that the two Bears were “cool guys.” I’m sure the feeling is mutual, if those two can remember the night to begin with.

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Posted under A Review,Expose',Jay Cutler,Party Time,greg olsen

Brian Urlacher And Gale Sayers Are Spatting, Danieal Manning And Corey Wooton Sign, And Chester Taylor’s Cliché Comparison (Update)

by Shea Johnson on Thursday 20 May 2010 at 12:15 pm

Here is the deal: We don’t have time, nor always the will, to make a post out of every semi-significant Bears-related tidbit that hits the InterWeb. But, to satisfy you readers and make sure that we keep on top of everything, we’re bringing you short and precise annotated Bears highlights every Monday and Thursday. This is our link-dumpish effort. (more…)

Posted under Crazy Talk,Gale Sayers,Jay Cutler,Link Dumpish,Music,Too many players to name,brett favre,brian urlacher,feuds,greg olsen,transaction

Mike Ditka And Tiger Woods Together At Last, Jay Cutler Drinks Up On Dollar Beer Night, And Forget About O.J Atogwe

by Shea Johnson on Thursday 13 May 2010 at 5:30 pm

Here is the deal: We don’t have time, nor always the will, to make a post out of every semi-significant Bears-related tidbit that hits the InterWeb. But, to satisfy you readers and make sure that we keep on top of everything, we’re bringing you short and precise annotated Bears highlights every Monday and Thursday. This is our link-dumpish effort. (more…)

Posted under Jay Cutler,Link Dumpish,O.J. Atogwe,awards,greg olsen,lance briggs,mike ditka

Tim Shaw Is The MC Hammer To Greg Olsen’s Eazy-E

by Shea Johnson on Tuesday 4 May 2010 at 11:30 am

Greg Olsen isn’t the only white Chicago Bear who likes to occasionally — how do you say? — “spit it on the mic.” Except, Timmy Shaw’s awkward, yet amiable — and possibly (impressively) freestyled — Penn State rally rap from 2006 would probably be enjoyed by soccer moms, everywhere. (more…)

Posted under Awkward,Slow News Day,Tim Shaw,greg olsen,songs,video,youtube

Jamar Williams Signs His Tender, Jerry Angelo Expects Even More Changes, And Clearly, Greg Olsen And Vince Vaughn Are Best Friends Forever

by Shea Johnson on Thursday 22 April 2010 at 12:00 pm

Here is the deal: We don’t have time, nor always the will, to make a post out of every semi-significant Bears-related tidbit that hits the InterWeb. But, to satisfy you readers and make sure that we keep on top of everything, we’re bringing you short and precise annotated Bears highlights every Monday and Thursday. This is our link-dumpish effort. (more…)

Posted under James Marten,Link Dumpish,New Besties?,Oh Jerry Angelo,Tickets,greg olsen,transaction

Mike Martz, Ladies And Gentlemen!

by Shea Johnson on Tuesday 20 April 2010 at 3:15 pm

The Bears new offensive coordinator, who we haven’t heard close to enough from, used the team’s Piccolo Award presentation today to say a little somethin’ somethin’ about a little somethin’ somethin’. Topics include: his budding man-crush on Jay Cutler, Frank Omiyale’s new position, and…yep, Greg Olsen’s role. (more…)

Posted under Coaching,Frank Omiyale,Jay Cutler,New Besties?,greg olsen,mike martz

Alright, Seriously: Last Of The “Trade Greg Olsen” Talk

by Shea Johnson on Monday 19 April 2010 at 6:45 pm

By now, you should already know Greg Olsen may or may not be on the trading block. What, exactly, he’d be worth is a hot source of debate. Some say a fifth-rounder, others say a canned ham. To figure this all out, the trade that sent tight end Tony Scheffler to Detroit today might be a good place to start. (more…)

Posted under Trade Talk,denver broncos,draftdraftdraft,greg olsen,rumor

Where We Just Won’t Leave “Trade Greg Olsen” Alone

by Shea Johnson on Friday 16 April 2010 at 12:45 pm

The Bears might be in a conundrum, of sorts: This would be a very good draft to snag the safety you have long-yearned for…except you don’t have a pick in the first two rounds. Bummer! But, wait! NFL.com analyst Gil Brandt has an idea: “You have to see if a guy like [tight end] Greg Olsen is expendable, and then see what you can get for him.” (more…)

Posted under Trade Talk,draftdraftdraft,greg olsen
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