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Greg Olsen | Blog Down, Chicago Bears

Greg Olsen is all about the fumbleruski

by Orton's Lazy Eye on Monday 15 September 2008 at 2:56 pm

Through two games, the Bears have committed a low two turnovers — both by tight end Greg Olsen.

It’s clear the man loves the fumbleruski. He’s all about it. He wants to romance it and take it to the back seat of his 1978 TransAm. Yeah, that’s right. And he won’t stop until the early dawn.

Fumbleruski, you don’t have a chance. Once you’ve had Olsen, you can never go back. He’ll make you feel like you’re the only one in the room stadium and isn’t afraid to say “I love you” when other people are watching — whether it be from home or in the flesh. (more…)

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Blog Down Breakdown: CHI 17, CAR 20

by Orton's Lazy Eye on Monday 15 September 2008 at 2:30 pm

Fullback Jason McKie took a page from the Cedric Benson Method of Football and found out how hard it is to gain a yard in the NFL yesterday.

On fourth-and-1 from midfield with two minutes left and the Bears down by three, the Panthers defense stuffed McKie for no gain to cement the come-from-behind victory.

The Bears were up 17-3 at one point in the third quarter, but a pair of costly fumbles by tight end Greg Olsen and a diminishing run defense allowed the Panthers to practically steal a win despite being thoroughly dominated for most of the game. (more…)

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