Lost in this article, where the focus seems to be on Dez Clark’s near-release, is the stunning reveal that Greg Olsen is a starter who gets paid like the assistant equipment manager. (more…)

Greg Olsen, who must be contractually obligated to host a charity event every month, brought in famous friends Vince Vaughn and Kevin James as well as teammates Brian Urlacher and Matt Forte to participate in a charity kickball tournament on Saturday. (more…)

We’re just barely into summer and already the best friend combo of Greg Olsen and Jay Cutler have handsomely rewarded our appetite for photographs of rich humans being normal humans. And since the only Chicago Bears news right now revolves around a left guard position battle (see our poll: Asiata is sooo gonna win!), here is this: (more…)

Here is the deal: We don’t have time, nor always the will, to make a post out of every semi-significant Bears-related tidbit that hits the InterWeb. But, to satisfy you readers and make sure that we keep on top of everything, we’re bringing you short and precise annotated Bears highlights every Monday and Thursday. Except today is Tuesday. This is our link-dumpish effort. (more…)

Last weekend, Jay Cutler and Greg Olsen (seriously, do they ever NOT hang out?) partied at Underground. Terrell Owens showed up. All hell ensued. By all hell ensued, I mean that Cutler probably had a hellacious hangover the next day.

TMZ saw the picture, thought “ZOMG! This’ll be a great story!” and here we are. For what it’s worth, TO tweeted on Sunday that the two Bears were “cool guys.” I’m sure the feeling is mutual, if those two can remember the night to begin with.

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Here is the deal: We don’t have time, nor always the will, to make a post out of every semi-significant Bears-related tidbit that hits the InterWeb. But, to satisfy you readers and make sure that we keep on top of everything, we’re bringing you short and precise annotated Bears highlights every Monday and Thursday. This is our link-dumpish effort. (more…)

Here is the deal: We don’t have time, nor always the will, to make a post out of every semi-significant Bears-related tidbit that hits the InterWeb. But, to satisfy you readers and make sure that we keep on top of everything, we’re bringing you short and precise annotated Bears highlights every Monday and Thursday. This is our link-dumpish effort. (more…)

Greg Olsen isn’t the only white Chicago Bear who likes to occasionally — how do you say? — “spit it on the mic.” Except, Timmy Shaw’s awkward, yet amiable — and possibly (impressively) freestyled — Penn State rally rap from 2006 would probably be enjoyed by soccer moms, everywhere. (more…)

Here is the deal: We don’t have time, nor always the will, to make a post out of every semi-significant Bears-related tidbit that hits the InterWeb. But, to satisfy you readers and make sure that we keep on top of everything, we’re bringing you short and precise annotated Bears highlights every Monday and Thursday. This is our link-dumpish effort. (more…)

The Bears new offensive coordinator, who we haven’t heard close to enough from, used the team’s Piccolo Award presentation today to say a little somethin’ somethin’ about a little somethin’ somethin’. Topics include: his budding man-crush on Jay Cutler, Frank Omiyale’s new position, and…yep, Greg Olsen’s role. (more…)

By now, you should already know Greg Olsen may or may not be on the trading block. What, exactly, he’d be worth is a hot source of debate. Some say a fifth-rounder, others say a canned ham. To figure this all out, the trade that sent tight end Tony Scheffler to Detroit today might be a good place to start. (more…)

The Bears might be in a conundrum, of sorts: This would be a very good draft to snag the safety you have long-yearned for…except you don’t have a pick in the first two rounds. Bummer! But, wait! NFL.com analyst Gil Brandt has an idea: “You have to see if a guy like [tight end] Greg Olsen is expendable, and then see what you can get for him.” (more…)