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Schadenfreude (AFC Edition): Houston Texans

by Matt Phillip on Wednesday 28 April 2010 at 1:00 pm

Schadenfreude, formerly Why Your Team Sucks, is a bi-weekly (hopefully) posting about the unfortunate moments and embarrassments of all NFL teams NOT named the Chicago Bears. As we already trudged through the waste of the NFC we are doing the AFC. Your comments, venom and hate-mail are encouraged and appreciated. (more…)

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Rex Grossman: Don’t You Ever Change

by Matt Phillip on Monday 17 August 2009 at 9:45 pm

It’s good to see that the NFL still gets the same old Rex.

Epic LOL.

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They’re Already Starting To Turn Against Rex In Texas

by Shea Johnson on Thursday 2 July 2009 at 10:30 pm

That didn’t take long, now did it? He hasn’t even fumbled a snap under center, thrown an ill-timed pick six, or impregnated your sister yet, and the Sex Cannon is already being received less-than-positively in Houston. Just wait until Matt Schaub destroys a lateral meniscus.

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Rex Grossman, You’re Unwavering Commitment To Honesty Is Appreciated

by Shea Johnson on Thursday 18 June 2009 at 11:30 am

If you hadn’t heard, Rex Grossman signed with the Houston Texans. By all accounts–okay, just his account–he’s happy in the system, just glad to compete… yada, yada, yada. But what you might find mind-boggling, as Rex admits, is how there wasn’t a whole lot of teams to choose from, to be honest.”

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BREAKING: Rex Grossman Chooses Blue Pill, Enters The Texans

by Shea Johnson on Thursday 11 June 2009 at 1:30 pm

It wasn’t a coincidence that just two days ago he put up his Lake Forest home for sale. Rex Grossman has found new work, finally, and it’s with the Houston Texans.

Grossman and the Texans have agreed to a one-year deal worth the league minimum of $745,000. He has a good shot to supplant both Dan Orlovsky and Alex Brink immediately as the back-up to starting quarterback Matt Schaub.

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