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ESPN’s Requirements For Being Called Legend, Rather Lax

by Shea Johnson on Thursday 19 August 2010 at 11:15 am

ESPN 1000 radio in Chicago is currently offering fans of legends to have lunch with one. Or, at least, that’s what they claim. (more…)

Posted under I'm Sure He's A Nice Guy,Media,Nicely-Dressed Older Person,Ted Phillips

Gabe Reid’s Four-Year Plan Was Much More Effective Than My Own

by Decatur Staley on Friday 16 July 2010 at 11:45 am

Gabe Reid was awarded $325,000 in workers’ compensation from the Bears for an injury suffered at the end of his four-year, bench-riding career. Mike Brown, Pro-Bowl safety, only received $140,000 after he was injured. Apparently, to be awarded more money, you just have to sit at home eating bon-bons. (more…)

Posted under I'm Sure He's A Nice Guy,Things Beyond Me,bad athletes,injury

Here Is Izzy Idonije With A Woman On A Yacht

by Shea Johnson on Wednesday 14 July 2010 at 8:00 am

We don’t have time, nor always the will, to make a post out of every semi-significant tidbit that hits the InterWeb. But, to satisfy you readers, we’re bringing you short and precise Bears highlights every Wednesday. This is our link-dumpish effort. (more…)

Posted under I'm Sure He's A Nice Guy,Link Dumpish,Stadiums,israel idonije,pictures,terrell owens,twitter

Judy LeFevour Is Worried About The Wrong Things

by Matt Phillip on Tuesday 18 May 2010 at 10:45 am

Sort of amusing that Dan LeFevour’s Mom is convinced her son will be just fine in the NFL. I like that she’s assuming that he’ll even make the team. She states that he’s got a quick release and can avoid the rush well. Well, Judy, that may be all well and good in the MAC when you’ve got kids from Ohio and Ball State, but let’s see what happens when Danny Boy faces REAL football players, hmmm? That is, if he makes it to the pre-season.

Posted under Dan's Got Le Fever,I'm Sure He's A Nice Guy,Undrafted Free Agents,Your Comments Are Appreciated

Bears Still Looking For That Left Guard

by Shea Johnson on Wednesday 28 April 2010 at 2:45 pm

This is Shawn Andrews. For whatever reason, it appears he’s trying to suplex an sumo wrestler obese man. But, I just thought you should know, the Bears have contacted representatives for the former Eagle/current headcase and even had actual discussions with former Saints guard Jamar Nesbit, too. (more…)

Posted under I'm Sure He's A Nice Guy,Shawn Andrews,a cry for help?,free agency

Yep. Jerry Angelo Is An Asshole.

by Shea Johnson on Wednesday 14 April 2010 at 8:00 pm

Oh, geez…Today, Angelo spoke with Larry Mayer of ChicagoBears.com, and his oh-so-sensitive, political correctness was enough to make you want to stab your eyes out with a rusty fork. Serious! (more…)

Posted under I'm Sure He's A Nice Guy,Nicely-Dressed Older Person,Oh Jerry Angelo,using this post as an excuse to vent

Jay Cutler Doesn’t Want Your Stupid Ounce Of Hard Alcohol (As Told By A Friend)

by Matt Phillip on Thursday 4 March 2010 at 3:45 pm

I was out with a bunch of friends a few weeks ago and my buddy, Sam Pacelli, told me a story about running into a certain someone in Music City U.S.A. I would now like to share it with our three readers. (more…)

Posted under He's A Mumbler,I'm Sure He's A Nice Guy,Jay Cutler,That Must Be Awkward,uncomfortable interactions with pro athletes

Ron Turner Is The Indianapolis Colts’ Problem Now

by Shea Johnson on Saturday 27 February 2010 at 8:00 pm

Ron Turner is fleeing Stanford after less than one month and headed to Indianapolis to do … something. I hope Peyton Manning is open to throwing a preposterous amount of short-yardage passes, because they say even when Turner plays roulette, he never puts his chips on numbers higher than 10.

Posted under Coaching,I'm Sure He's A Nice Guy,Ron Turner,offseason

Dick Jauron Meekly Accepts Eagles Coaching Offer

by Matt Phillip on Wednesday 3 February 2010 at 2:15 pm

In dumb coaching moves NOT related to the Bears, the Philly Eagles have done Angelo & Co. one better and hired Dick Jauron to be their defensive backs coach for the upcoming season. Well, I guess it makes sense ’cause Jauron was a DB back in his playing days in the 70′s. But really???? How can an organization hire this man, with his 60-82 coaching record, to try and tell Asante Samuel to go out and light up Miles Austin next season? He looks like a paper tiger to the umpth degree.

Also, he looks like Al Davis nephew…..son……..whatever works better.

Posted under I Secretly Was A Big Fan,I'm Sure He's A Nice Guy,Not Bears DUDE,Things Beyond Me,dick jauron

Mike Martz Is Your New Offensive Coordinator

by Shea Johnson on Monday 1 February 2010 at 5:25 pm

Well, that didn’t take long. Siiiike! It took a very long time. But in the end, it appears the Chicago Bears are prepared to take the path oft-traveled: Hire Mike Martz to fix your fledgling offense. It’s his third O.C. role in four years.  Before I tell you what I think, let us hear your thoughts.

Posted under Coaching,I'm Sure He's A Nice Guy,SHOCKTHEWORLD!!!,mike martz

Stupid F’n Articles: Some Charles Tillman Haters Take Themselves Too Seriously

by Shea Johnson on Thursday 14 January 2010 at 8:30 pm

We read through the InterWebs everyday. Some of what we read is Bears related. Some of that Bears-related material is completely, ridiculously stupid. And some of that, we’d like to share with you. This is a new feature. (more…)

Posted under Crazy Talk,I'm Sure He's A Nice Guy,Kayfabe,OH NO HE DI'INT!!,charles tillman

No, Unfortunately There Isn’t An Other “Coach Jim Zorn”

by Shea Johnson on Sunday 10 January 2010 at 7:00 pm

CSN’s Kip Lewis says the Chicago Bears are considering adding Jim Zorn, aka that sly gentleman to your left, to their coaching staff. “Zorn could serve as either the quarterbacks’ coach, the offensive coordinator, or both.” This would mark the second straight year the Bears bring on an enormous failure of a head coach to be in charge of something they likely can’t screw up fill a smaller, more fitting role.

Posted under Coaching,I'm Sure He's A Nice Guy,Wait 'Til Next Year,sad truths about the Bears
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