I was out with a bunch of friends a few weeks ago and my buddy, Sam Pacelli, told me a story about running into a certain someone in Music City U.S.A. I would now like to share it with our three readers. (more…)

Ron Turner is fleeing Stanford after less than one month and headed to Indianapolis to do … something. I hope Peyton Manning is open to throwing a preposterous amount of short-yardage passes, because they say even when Turner plays roulette, he never puts his chips on numbers higher than 10.

In dumb coaching moves NOT related to the Bears, the Philly Eagles have done Angelo & Co. one better and hired Dick Jauron to be their defensive backs coach for the upcoming season. Well, I guess it makes sense ’cause Jauron was a DB back in his playing days in the 70’s. But really???? How can an organization hire this man, with his 60-82 coaching record, to try and tell Asante Samuel to go out and light up Miles Austin next season? He looks like a paper tiger to the umpth degree.

Also, he looks like Al Davis nephew…..son……..whatever works better.

Well, that didn’t take long. Siiiike! It took a very long time. But in the end, it appears the Chicago Bears are prepared to take the path oft-traveled: Hire Mike Martz to fix your fledgling offense. It’s his third O.C. role in four years.  Before I tell you what I think, let us hear your thoughts.

We read through the InterWebs everyday. Some of what we read is Bears related. Some of that Bears-related material is completely, ridiculously stupid. And some of that, we’d like to share with you. This is a new feature. (more…)

CSN’s Kip Lewis says the Chicago Bears are considering adding Jim Zorn, aka that sly gentleman to your left, to their coaching staff. “Zorn could serve as either the quarterbacks’ coach, the offensive coordinator, or both.” This would mark the second straight year the Bears bring on an enormous failure of a head coach to be in charge of something they likely can’t screw up fill a smaller, more fitting role.

Because clearly, the best way to endear yourself to the home fans is to throw 26 interceptions and give ‘em all the middle finger. Some believe Jay Cutler did that last night, although the “proof” is difficult to substantiate and all pixelly … Is he holding a penis? (more…)

This is a little late, but my apathetic coma just subsided. Yesterday, the Bears cut linebacker Cato June (we hardly knew ye!) and promoted tackle James Marten from the practice squad to the 53-man roster. Wait … Isn’t that the same James Marten that the Raiders so inconsiderately swooped from us last year? HA! Take that, Al Davis. Your reign of excellence is over!

When If Ron Turner is fired at season’s end, the Bears will have at least one new candidate to consider as his replacement. A source close to Charlie Weis says you can count Weis in as officially being interested in a vacant Bears offensive coordinator position. And with that, let the Weis-to-Bears talk commence. (more…)

Well, now it all makes sense: It wasn’t Purple Jesus, Old Man Favre, or the Bears’ self-destructing everything that put Sunday’s game out of reach late in the first half for Chicago. No, it was the eerie, magical pop power of The Artist Formerly Known As Prince. Of course! (more…)

See why here. Seriously though Charles, we aren’t that stupid. We may be demanding and incredibly fickle (as my girlfriend so nicely pointed out on Sunday) but, sir, we are not dimwitted. At least not dumb enough to believe we can still make the playoffs this season. Can someone be that delusional?? Well, Charles Tillman thinks you are, or at least wants you to believe the Bears are. I, for one, do not share his optimism and I’m probably not alone. The last three games have given more than enough reason to look forward to the 2010 NFL Draft that the Bears won’t be participating in. (more…)

The Bills have fired their meek and under-performing head coach Dick Jauron after a 3-6 start to the season. Obviously, this means only one thing: It opens the door for Bears/Jauron v2.0! (more…)