Former Bears safety Adam Archuleta was drafted by the UFL’s Las Vegas franchise in the UFL “Premiere” Season Draft and thus, will likely be en route to Sin City. You know what that means, don’t you: Playmate wife, Las Vegas, penchant for taking off her clothes. No?

First, allow me to defend myself. This is an Adam Archuleta-related post. And the picture accompanying said post is of someone related to Archuleta. (It’s his wife, playmate Jennifer Walcott). Hence, this picture is entirely appropriate given the explanation. See kids, if you think things through, you can lie to yourself and never come to realize how big of an asshole you really are.

It really goes to show that all you need are a few one successful seasons in any professional sport under your belt, and you can land a Jennifer Walcott. Archuleta, who spent the majority of his career in St. Louis and has since undergone brief stints in Washington and Chicago, knows this all too well.

So, to be honest, he probably doesn’t give a flying shit that he has just been cut by the Oakland Raiders. (more…)