Back in August 2008, we discovered a silly, error-ridden mess of a video, masquerading itself as a 2008 Chicago Bears season preview. Now, two years later, the tour guide through this assault on your football I.Q., Dana Ward, wants you to know it wasn’t her fault. We agree. (more…)
When watching the NFL Draft this weekend, it’ll be important to brush up on your draft lingo so as to avoid potentially awkward stalls in conversation between you and your buddies, and completely understand what the hell Todd McShay is saying.
Mac Engel of the Star-Telegram was kind enough to lay out the different terms typically used when evaluating prospects, and even linked one NFL player to each said term. A few proved to be more interesting than others.
It’s a good thing wide receivers don’t catch with their brains. If they did, morons like Hakeem Nicks, Percy Harvin, Darrius Heyward-Bey, and Michael Crabtree would be awful — but still likely good enough to be atop the Bears current depth chart.
Nicks, Harvin, Heyward-Bey, and Crabtree scored so poorly on this year’s Wonderlic Test, they registered a little more than literate (10); just slightly twice as smart as Vince Young.
The average wide receiver score, according to Paul Zimmerman’s The New Thinking Man’s Guide To Pro Football, is 17. Nicks, Harvin, Heyward-Bey, and Crabtree tallied 11, 12, 14, and 15. Young wrote just his name and reportedly earned a 6 three years ago. (more…)
Linda Cohn, you’d best watch your back; there’s a new sheriff in town. Her name is Dana Ward and she’s the mildly attractive host of NFL Quick Hitters, a show on YouTube brought to you by the fine people at GamblersTelevision.com.
Today, we spotlight Ward’s take on the 2008 Chicago Bears. Besides being very roboerotic, Ward shows she’s environmentally conscious by recycling used material. You mean, the Bears don’t have a proven quarterback? What! Brian Yurlicker is unhappy with his contract? Girl, you is too much!
