Seriously. What is this? Since I’m too lazy and uncaring to investigate what is going on in this picture, I can only assume Lance Briggs is reading for the role of “Football Player # 2″ in Bridget Marquardt’s debut adult film…directed, of course, by that guy from Double Dare! (more…)

Thanks to OperationSports.com and the nifty idea of bringing a video-taping device to Madden test-screenings, we now know who the will be the top 10 players at each position in Madden NFL 11. (more…)

Here is the deal: We don’t have time, nor always the will, to make a post out of every semi-significant Bears-related tidbit that hits the InterWeb. But, to satisfy you readers and make sure that we keep on top of everything, we’re bringing you short and precise annotated Bears highlights every Monday and Thursday. This is our link-dumpish effort. (more…)

Here is the deal: We don’t have time, nor always the will, to make a post out of every semi-significant Bears-related tidbit that hits the InterWeb. But, to satisfy you readers and make sure that we keep on top of everything, we’re bringing you short and precise annotated Bears highlights every Monday and Thursday. This is our link-dumpish effort. (more…)

This photo was taken last night at downtown nightspot, Lumen, during Lance Briggs’ fundraiser benefiting his charity, Briggs4Kidz. From left to right, Julius Peppers, Brian Urlacher, Lance Briggs, and Israel Idonije pose for, what looks to be, at least three differently located cameras. [pic courtesy: this guy]

Here is the deal: We don’t have time, nor always the will, to make a post out of every semi-significant Bears-related tidbit that hits the InterWeb. But, to satisfy you readers and make sure that we keep on top of everything, we’re bringing you short and precise annotated Bears highlights every Monday and Thursday. This is our link-dumpish effort. (more…)

Here is the deal: We don’t have time, nor always the will, to make a post out of every semi-significant Bears-related tidbit that hits the InterWeb. But, to satisfy you readers and make sure that we keep on top of everything, we’re bringing you short and precise annotated Bears highlights every Monday and Thursday. This is our link-dumpish effort. (more…)

Lance Briggs, with all his Travis Henry-like baby-making ability, ‘hosted’ what I assume is some sort of event for poor local area kids (one of his own?? BA-ZING!). The kids were given a chance to submit an essay to the Chicago Housing Authority in the hopes of winning a holiday shopping spree. The 30 best were chosen and were given a $200 gift certificate to Target where they could buy all the Sour Patch Kids and Gummi Worms they could hold. (more…)

In the upcoming Marvel comic book miniseries “Siege”, Soldier Field gets blowed up … mid-game. Is that the best you’ve got, Marvel? Blowing up Soldier Field and all of it’s inhabitants? Well, you’ll have to do better, since it already happened in Week 9. On a completely related note, I wonder if Lance Briggs is responsible? Another image after the jump. (more…)

Last Sunday, the Bears defense struggled once Atlanta went into a no-huddle offense with some players admitting to not getting the calls in on time. Sigh. If only Nick Roach could talk more clearly and less like Lovie Smith. (more…)

The last post of the week: something to ponder as you await the certain couch slouch and booze binge of this weekend.

Lance Briggs be gettin’ hit up for more child support money. Sound familiar to all you Titan or Bronco fans? (An aside: are there any Bronco fans left???). At any rate, one of Lance Briggs’ three baby momma’s is hittin’ number fifty-five up for more cash, according to the Chicago Sun Times. In addition to this one child he has, he also has two other children with two other women. I’m all for sowin’ the seed, but Lance, three kids in 14 months????? That’s some Travis Henry stuff right there. (more…)

As voted by you, Fake Lance Briggs’ Baby Mama would make the most awesome fake Twitter name. It narrowly defeated Fake Mike Ditka and Fake Jay Cutler, so thank you to the 46 people who voted.

Next logical question: Who is going to make it and entertain hundreds for years months weeks to come?