Lance Briggs, with all his Travis Henry-like baby-making ability, ‘hosted’ what I assume is some sort of event for poor local area kids (one of his own?? BA-ZING!). The kids were given a chance to submit an essay to the Chicago Housing Authority in the hopes of winning a holiday shopping spree. The 30 best were chosen and were given a $200 gift certificate to Target where they could buy all the Sour Patch Kids and Gummi Worms they could hold. (more…)

In the upcoming Marvel comic book miniseries “Siege”, Soldier Field gets blowed up … mid-game. Is that the best you’ve got, Marvel? Blowing up Soldier Field and all of it’s inhabitants? Well, you’ll have to do better, since it already happened in Week 9. On a completely related note, I wonder if Lance Briggs is responsible? Another image after the jump. (more…)

Last Sunday, the Bears defense struggled once Atlanta went into a no-huddle offense with some players admitting to not getting the calls in on time. Sigh. If only Nick Roach could talk more clearly and less like Lovie Smith. (more…)

The last post of the week: something to ponder as you await the certain couch slouch and booze binge of this weekend.

Lance Briggs be gettin’ hit up for more child support money. Sound familiar to all you Titan or Bronco fans? (An aside: are there any Bronco fans left???). At any rate, one of Lance Briggs’ three baby momma’s is hittin’ number fifty-five up for more cash, according to the Chicago Sun Times. In addition to this one child he has, he also has two other children with two other women. I’m all for sowin’ the seed, but Lance, three kids in 14 months????? That’s some Travis Henry stuff right there. (more…)

As voted by you, Fake Lance Briggs’ Baby Mama would make the most awesome fake Twitter name. It narrowly defeated Fake Mike Ditka and Fake Jay Cutler, so thank you to the 46 people who voted.

Next logical question: Who is going to make it and entertain hundreds for years months weeks to come?

Everybody’s favorite accident-prone Pro Bowler, Lance Briggs, is at it again. This time it’s a straight-edged razor, not a high-priced sports car, and a hand, not a pole on Eden’s Express Way.

As the 2008 NFL season draws closer upon us, here’s a friendly reminder that Blog Down, Chicago Bears has the Bears fan covered.

When Kyle Orton’s wily beard defects from his face and attacks Tony Kornheiser, we’ll be there. And when one of Lance Briggs’ illegitimate children rams their power wheels into a neighbor’s mailbox and then leaves the scene of the transgression, we’ll be there.

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