Matt Forte Clearly Has Both A Cell Phone And An A/S/L
The last post of the week; something to ponder as you await the certain couch slouch and booze binge of the weekend.
This is literally the exact photograph you would find in your e-mail after spending 14 minutes talking to Matt Forte in an all-ages chat room. Of course, this is predicated on the idea that you’d be a woman and Matt Forte worked the night shift at the Golden Nugget Pancake House. (more…)





The last post of the week: something to ponder as you await the certain couch slouch and booze binge of this weekend.
That’s what I’m talking about! Yes, it was the Lions but a win is a win. Forte finally got into the endzone and over 100 yards. The Bears might be putting out want ads for receivers after losing Knox and Hester for the rest of the game with respective leg and shoulder injuries. But, the offense and special teams in particular looked outstanding and the defense decided to play like they were capable of in the second half. Megatron was pretty much a non-factor and they made Stafford look like he was playing in his fourth career game. I liked the fact that the game turned into a blowout so I wasn’t screaming at the TV. That allowed me to continue to sit on the couch and wallow in the hangover I was nursing all day yesterday.
Well thank goodness for another kicker who is off his game, right? That’s three games and by my count, five missed field goals from the Packers, Steelers, and
So, as you may have heard, Peanut Tillman
National Football Post’s Michael Lombardi is getting all Nick-Nolte-and-Shaq-movie on us, and putting his finger on who, in his view,
Second game:
At first I bristled a bit when I started seeing press that Matt Forte was being overvalued/overrated in many fantasy circles. I thought he was good enough to be considered a top seven or eight back, but certainly he wouldn’t be considered a ‘hot item’. Right?? Wrong.
NFL.com has released their updated
The Bears and running back Kevin Jones
Bernard Berrian has 42 million reasons to be THIS happy about being a Viking. And the Bears have 25 million reasons to be excited about the prospect of shutting him down tomorrow. If only they had the cornerbacks to do so.