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Dana Ward Clears The Air About That Infamous Bears Internet Video

by Shea Johnson on Monday 8 March 2010 at 1:15 pm

Back in August 2008, we discovered a silly, error-ridden mess of a video, masquerading itself as a 2008 Chicago Bears season preview. Now, two years later, the tour guide through this assault on your football I.Q., Dana Ward, wants you to know it wasn’t her fault. We agree. (more…)

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The Chicago Bears Are Sorry About That Whole Being A Bears Fan Thing

by Shea Johnson on Monday 4 January 2010 at 7:30 pm

“Now that this season has drawn to a close, the entire Chicago Bears organization – ownership, players, coaches, management and staff — extend our sincerest gratitude to our fans.” And so starts the groveling(more…)

493 views Posted under Awkward, Media, OK the Bears aren't good, advertising, fans

Devin Hester Wants You To Know He Is Not, I Repeat, Not An Informant

by Shea Johnson on Thursday 17 December 2009 at 10:30 pm

Yesterday, Devin Hester spoke of what he referred to as “changes” to take place within the Bears organization next year. Then, he took to what is becoming the informal press release, Twitter, to insist the usual; that his words were taken out of context, you know, yada, yada, yada … But, he also vehemently denied ever being a fly on the wall in Jerry Angelo’s office, which is always weird. (more…)

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Brad Biggs Traded To Trib For A Couple Of Prospects … And Rick Morrissey

by Shea Johnson on Tuesday 8 December 2009 at 9:45 pm

Just days after columnist Rick Morrissey jumped ship to the Sun-Times, Brad Biggs, the Sun-Times‘ top beat writer, is headed to the Chicago Tribune. And so, that wraps up a very good three days for the Trib, who added by subtraction, added by addition, and have made the conscious decision to keep the hell away from Jay Mariotti.

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Bears Would Prefer That NBC Not Spotlight Their Failures

by Shea Johnson on Thursday 19 November 2009 at 5:30 pm

So it hasn’t been the type of season everyone in Chicago had expected, you know, with the lofty expectations surrounding Jay Cutler and all. And yes, it is true that Cutler has particularly been error-prone while being watched by a prime time audience. But it doesn’t mean that NBC shouldn’t be allowed to put the whole mess together in one highly-edited, stylistic and dramatic three-minute presentation, does it? Oh, it does. (more…)

297 views Posted under Jay Cutler, Lovie Smith, Media, Slow News Day, feuds, jerry angelo, nbc

Fire Lovie Smith And Watch How Slightly Irked A Man Can Become

by Shea Johnson on Wednesday 4 November 2009 at 4:00 pm

Fans and sports writers may no longer be appreciative of his phlegmatic ways, but Lovie Smith’s players seem to like it. From the Tribune: “Smith’s monotone, sleep-inducing responses to questions that often frustrate the media actually seem to reassure his players.” No, that’s not backhanded at all. (more…)

693 views Posted under Coaching, Lovie Smith, Media, fans

Calen Hanie Solid In Game With All The Broadcast Quality Of Scrambled Porn

by Shea Johnson on Saturday 15 August 2009 at 9:45 pm

Caleb Hanie performed well against Buffalo tonight, going 8-of-11 for 87 yards and one touchdown. Yet, you couldn’t help but to feel guilty and somewhat slimy watching what became FOX Chicago’s very pixelated rendition of the entire third quarter. (more…)

464 views Posted under FOX, Media, preseason, sex

Mathematically, Roberto Garza Is A Pro Bowler–Mathematically

by Shea Johnson on Thursday 23 July 2009 at 8:40 am

ESPN’s resident football scientist KC Joyner is up to his old, numbers-driven wizardry once again. And this time, instead of comparing Jay Cutler to Rex Grossman, he’s using meticulous game-film study to indicate what no one already knew: Roberto Garza is one of the best guards in the game.

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Bears Continue To Shamelessly Sell Out

by Matt Phillip on Wednesday 22 July 2009 at 6:00 pm

Seriously???? Is this happening yet again?!?! The Bears continue the tradition of partnering with sponsors local businesses. They have decided to plaster North Shore Hospital all over their practice jerseys. Does this burn anyone else like it does with me? I know I know, it’s an archaic viewpoint but hear me out. (more…)

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The Player At Right Might Be Still Under Contract With The Bucs

by Shea Johnson on Sunday 19 July 2009 at 5:15 pm

Breaking news: Maurice Stovall to Bears. Credit Adam Jacobi of The Sporting News for breaking the story. Oh wait, Stovall isn’t headed to the Bears after all? Then who will be our number one? I know, I know. But, are we sure this horse is dead?

474 views Posted under Fun With Bears Wide Receivers, Media, The Sporting News, maurice stovall

Does This Look Like The Face Of Unforced Error?

by Shea Johnson on Monday 13 July 2009 at 8:00 pm

Excuse the baseball terminology. Curb your enthusiasm, Jay Cutler. First, you were crucified for your perceived cry-baby role in the well-documented, messy breakup from the Denver Broncos; well, mainly just from Josh McDaniels and his immediate blundering of the franchise. Now, via chat, you’ve been assumed to evoke memories of Bad Rex Grossman. Isn’t it illegal to be mean to diabetics? (more…)

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What Do Devin Hester, Chad Ochocinco, Roy Williams, Dwayne Bowe, And Vincent Jackson All Have In Common?

by Shea Johnson on Friday 10 July 2009 at 7:30 pm

The last post of the week: something to ponder as you await the certain couch slouch and booze binge of this weekend.

As soon as news broke that the Bears had traded for Jay Cutler, the first reaction–besides ohmyGod! we’ve got a quarterback–was okay, don’t sleep on the Bears now. And now that it’s sunk in that Cutler is the quarterback, fantasy football geeks want to tell you to not sleep on Devin Hester.

Have a great weekend, homers. Send tips to blogdownchicagobears@gmail.com.

866 views Posted under Friday Night Final, Media, devin hester, fantasy football

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