Mike Hass — Blog Down, Chicago Bears

Terrence Metcalf suspended for steroid use

by Shea Johnson on Monday 13 October 2008 at 4:39 pm

Of the two men in the photograph, one is the owner of eleven identical denim jackets and has seen Tommy Boy 242 times. In 2008.

The other, however, was just busted for violation of the NFL’s policy on anabolic steroids and related substances and is unable to participate in the next four games.

Guard Terrence Metcalf thus becomes the first person in recorded history to be diagnosed with steroid immunity. (more…)

Posted under Assumptive Blogging,Dan Buenning,Mike Hass,bad athletes,suspension

Pac-10: They didn’t want me. Now I’m hot, they all on me!

by Shea Johnson on Saturday 30 August 2008 at 9:35 pm

While tearing it up at Oregon State, receiver Mike Hass was given the dubious honor of having a rap song made for him. Using the background track of, then popular rapper, Mike Jones’ song, “Back Then”, local disc jockeys hired professional rappers to perform vocals parodying the chorus and changed the verses to fit the Hassy theme. The rest was history.

Since the Bears released Hass today, I felt there could be no better tribute to the under utilized receiver then to take it upon myself and reintroduce the song, and in doing so, potentially ruin any possibility that you’d ever come back to this site again.

Click here for the Mike Hass rap (more…)

Posted under Mike Hass,songs,transaction