Schadenfreude (AFC Edition): The New York @#(&$# Jets
Schadenfreude, formerly Why Your Team Sucks, is a bi-weekly (hopefully) posting about the unfortunate moments and embarrassments of all NFL teams NOT named the Chicago Bears. As we already trudged through the waste of the NFC we are doing the AFC. Your comments, venom and hate-mail are encouraged and appreciated. (more…)





Yes, we’ve got a coach who seems to care as much about his team’s success as I care about personal hygiene; we’ve got ownership who seems stuck in the pre-Super Bowl NFL; and no matter how much we beg and plead, we can’t convince other coaches to come and work for us. But, even with those things working against us, the Bears still aren’t one of the bottom-feeding franchises in the league…yet. So, until we are, let’s take a look at those teams, point out their flaws, and start feeling better about ourselves!
“I told you guys 30 years ago (sic)
So, Brian Urlacher said
For all the aplomb Vernon Davis exuded this week in his team’s chances against the Bears, you would have expected him to go off yesterday. And he did. As in became noticeably absent. Davis’ stat line in the 49er’s 10-6 victory:
You have yourself
It isn’t so much his role in the underachieving three-year stint he spent in Chicago that Cedric Benson chooses to focus on. Nope, instead it’s what everyone else did to purposely ruin his life. You know, like take Thomas Jones’ side on everything! Now, with the third-most rushing yards in the NFL, Benson finally feels okay to admit that
TJ Houshmandzadeh is a bit bitter over not being sought after by the Bears this offseason, so he totally pwned the Bears yesterday by
If you’re going to step on Brian Urlacher’s shoe, be prepared to be promptly asked to take it outside. However, if you’re surprisingly cordial about the whole thing… and a very talented MMA fighter, be prepared
Don’t look now, but Mr. Cutler just totally pwned Bronco fans last week and took
Surely, Vikings receiver Bobby Wade had the bestest intentions–not like he wants to create rifts within a scary division opponent or anything–as he told KFAN in Minnesota that his
Every other NFC team that isn’t the Chicago Bears sucks. No other team will hoist the NFC Championship trophy in 2009, or even send one player to the Pro Bowl. In another world, this would go without saying, but since this is not another world, “Why Your Team Sucks” is a new feature that will merely be an excuse to talk shit about the rest of the conference.