With Caleb Hanie injuring his shoulder against the San Diego Chargers, the Chicago Bears are scrambling to find an insurance policy at quarterback. (more…)

Okay, here is another prime reason why we need the preseason games to start now. Speculation, speculation, speculation… I cannot believe my eyes. Reading this tidbit about Forte making his upper and lower body stronger is absolutely absurd. (more…)

Greg Olsen, who must be contractually obligated to host a charity event every month, brought in famous friends Vince Vaughn and Kevin James as well as teammates Brian Urlacher and Matt Forte to participate in a charity kickball tournament on Saturday. (more…)

We don’t have time, nor always the will, to make a post out of every semi-significant tidbit that hits the InterWeb. But, to satisfy you readers, we’re bringing you short and precise Bears highlights every Wednesday. This is our link-dumpish effort. (more…)

Here is the deal: We don’t have time, nor always the will, to make a post out of every semi-significant Bears-related tidbit that hits the InterWeb. But, to satisfy you readers and make sure that we keep on top of everything, we’re bringing you short and precise annotated Bears highlights every Monday and Thursday. This is our link-dumpish effort. (more…)

Recently Brett Favre’s jilted ex-lover Peter King had a conversation with Mike Martz about how things are progressing with the Bears new offensive scheme. According to King, Martz seems to be a little too positive about Cutler and the Bears progress with his offense. (more…)

“The revolutionary treadmill, which arrived at Halas Hall about three weeks ago, allows players to walk or run at a fraction of their body weight. Users wear a special pair of shorts that zip into the machine. A pressurized seal is then created from the waist down, minimizing stress on legs, ankles and feet.” Sounds really high-tech. Or as Israel Idonije put it:  like being in a “grown-up baby stroller.”

Here is the deal: We don’t have time, nor always the will, to make a post out of every semi-significant Bears-related tidbit that hits the InterWeb. But, to satisfy you readers and make sure that we keep on top of everything, we’re bringing you short and precise annotated Bears highlights every Monday and Thursday. This is our link-dumpish effort. (more…)

Here is the deal: We don’t have time, nor always the will, to make a post out of every semi-significant Bears-related tidbit that hits the InterWeb. But, to satisfy you readers and make sure that we keep on top of everything, we’re bringing you short and precise annotated Bears highlights every Monday and Thursday. This is our link-dumpish effort. (more…)

There is still enough time for us all to go back to bed, pretend none of this kooky talk about seperating from Alex Brown ever took place, and prepare for training camp with the lineup we all thought we we’re promised when the Bears signed Julius Peppers. C’mon. How about it? (more…)

Because Mark Anderson is supposedly ready to handle the full-time defensive end gig and, you know, not completely fall to pieces this time, Alex Brown is on the trading block! And with that proclamation, Jerry Angelo has taken all his goodwill and fed it to his asshole. (more…)

On the surface, this appears to just be an ordinary picture snapped of Brian Urlacher and three “buds” over the weekend at Blush Boutique Nightclub inside the Wynn hotel in Las Vegas. However, a closer inspection reveals many a men and only one woman in the vicinity. HO-MO-SEXUALS! (clap clap clap-clap-clap!) (more…)