offseason — Blog Down, Chicago Bears

What’s Left Of Trent Green’s Brain Turns Down Opportunity To Be A Backup General For The Bears Yet Again

by Adam Cumbee on Tuesday 17 August 2010 at 9:00 pm

With Caleb Hanie injuring his shoulder against the San Diego Chargers, the Chicago Bears are scrambling to find an insurance policy at quarterback. (more…)

Posted under Mike Tice,Quarterback Hell,caleb hanie,chicago bears,contract talk,mike martz,offseason,preseason

Matt Forte Is Apparently Stronger. That Is All

by Decatur Staley on Monday 12 July 2010 at 7:00 pm

Okay, here is another prime reason why we need the preseason games to start now. Speculation, speculation, speculation… I cannot believe my eyes. Reading this tidbit about Forte making his upper and lower body stronger is absolutely absurd. (more…)

Posted under Search For A Writer,matt forte,offseason

Brian Urlacher: 1977 World Kickball Champ

by Shea Johnson on Sunday 11 July 2010 at 1:15 pm

Greg Olsen, who must be contractually obligated to host a charity event every month, brought in famous friends Vince Vaughn and Kevin James as well as teammates Brian Urlacher and Matt Forte to participate in a charity kickball tournament on Saturday. (more…)

Posted under brian urlacher,charity,greg olsen,offseason,pictures

Lee DeWyze Thrilled To Play With Bear, Unsure Of Which One It Is

by Shea Johnson on Wednesday 30 June 2010 at 8:00 am

We don’t have time, nor always the will, to make a post out of every semi-significant tidbit that hits the InterWeb. But, to satisfy you readers, we’re bringing you short and precise Bears highlights every Wednesday. This is our link-dumpish effort. (more…)

Posted under Fun With Bears Wide Receivers,Link Dumpish,Musicians,offseason,predictions

Marcus Harrison Accidentally Loses Weight, Overpaid Chicago Bears, And A Few Updates From Around OTAs

by Shea Johnson on Thursday 3 June 2010 at 8:00 am

Here is the deal: We don’t have time, nor always the will, to make a post out of every semi-significant Bears-related tidbit that hits the InterWeb. But, to satisfy you readers and make sure that we keep on top of everything, we’re bringing you short and precise annotated Bears highlights every Monday and Thursday. This is our link-dumpish effort. (more…)

Posted under Jay Cutler,Johnny Knox,Julius Peppers,Link Dumpish,contract talk,marcus harrison,offseason

The Greatest Show On…Natural Grass????

by Matt Phillip on Monday 24 May 2010 at 10:45 am

Recently Brett Favre’s jilted ex-lover Peter King had a conversation with Mike Martz about how things are progressing with the Bears new offensive scheme. According to King, Martz seems to be a little too positive about Cutler and the Bears progress with his offense. (more…)

Posted under Your Comments Are Appreciated,matt phillip,mike martz,offseason

Bears Hoping This NASA Technology Is Also Good In Pass Protection

by Shea Johnson on Friday 7 May 2010 at 2:30 pm

“The revolutionary treadmill, which arrived at Halas Hall about three weeks ago, allows players to walk or run at a fraction of their body weight. Users wear a special pair of shorts that zip into the machine. A pressurized seal is then created from the waist down, minimizing stress on legs, ankles and feet.” Sounds really high-tech. Or as Israel Idonije put it:  like being in a “grown-up baby stroller.”

Posted under That Must Be Awkward,offseason,technology

Kevin Shaffer Tries Left Guard, Mike Martz Gushes Over Wideouts, And Is Juice Williams Your New Third-String Quarterback?

by Shea Johnson on Monday 3 May 2010 at 4:00 pm

Here is the deal: We don’t have time, nor always the will, to make a post out of every semi-significant Bears-related tidbit that hits the InterWeb. But, to satisfy you readers and make sure that we keep on top of everything, we’re bringing you short and precise annotated Bears highlights every Monday and Thursday. This is our link-dumpish effort. (more…)

Posted under Fun With Bears Wide Receivers,Link Dumpish,Mike Tice,kevin shaffer,mark anderson,mike martz,offseason,transaction

Lance Briggs Is Concerned With Safety, Kevin Payne’s Nerdy Bowling Feud, And Bears Pre-Draft Updates

by Shea Johnson on Thursday 8 April 2010 at 4:00 pm

Here is the deal: We don’t have time, nor always the will, to make a post out of every semi-significant Bears-related tidbit that hits the InterWeb. But, to satisfy you readers and make sure that we keep on top of everything, we’re bringing you short and precise annotated Bears highlights every Monday and Thursday. This is our link-dumpish effort. (more…)

Posted under Link Dumpish,feuds,kevin payne,lance briggs,nfl draft,offseason

Trading Alex Brown Sounding More Insanely Ridiculous Every Day

by Shea Johnson on Wednesday 31 March 2010 at 7:30 am

There is still enough time for us all to go back to bed, pretend none of this kooky talk about seperating from Alex Brown ever took place, and prepare for training camp with the lineup we all thought we we’re promised when the Bears signed Julius Peppers. C’mon. How about it? (more…)

Posted under Trade Talk,alex brown,offseason,sad truths about the Bears,tommie harris

Oh, Wow, This Is Crazy: Bears Want To Trade Alex Brown

by Shea Johnson on Friday 26 March 2010 at 3:00 am

Because Mark Anderson is supposedly ready to handle the full-time defensive end gig and, you know, not completely fall to pieces this time, Alex Brown is on the trading block! And with that proclamation, Jerry Angelo has taken all his goodwill and fed it to his asshole. (more…)

Posted under Crazy Talk,Reasons Bears fans should be scared,Sad,Things Beyond Me,Trade Talk,alex brown,offseason

Brian Urlacher Enjoys Couples Night

by Shea Johnson on Monday 22 March 2010 at 8:00 am

On the surface, this appears to just be an ordinary picture snapped of Brian Urlacher and three “buds” over the weekend at Blush Boutique Nightclub inside the Wynn hotel in Las Vegas. However, a closer inspection reveals many a men and only one woman in the vicinity. HO-MO-SEXUALS! (clap clap clap-clap-clap!) (more…)

Posted under Party Time,brian urlacher,offseason
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