Oh Jerry Angelo — Blog Down, Chicago Bears

Our Beloved GM Lets Cat Out The Bag In LeBron-Football Hypothesis

by Shea Johnson on Wednesday 7 July 2010 at 10:45 pm

In case the rare, make-it-or-break-it spending flurry of the last offseason had you asking yourself, “just how miserly could Jerry Angelo really be?”, he finds a way to pinch a pretty penny from…LeBron James. Hypothetically, of course. (more…)

Posted under Attention Hog,Oh Jerry Angelo,Slow News Day,lebron james

Caleb Hanie Issues Premature Challenge, All Bears Draft Picks Are Still Unsigned, And JA No Likey FA O-Linemen

by Shea Johnson on Monday 17 May 2010 at 8:00 am

Here is the deal: We don’t have time, nor always the will, to make a post out of every semi-significant Bears-related tidbit that hits the InterWeb. But, to satisfy you readers and make sure that we keep on top of everything, we’re bringing you short and precise annotated Bears highlights every Monday and Thursday. This is our link-dumpish effort. (more…)

Posted under Link Dumpish,Oh Jerry Angelo,Stadiums,caleb hanie,free agency,nfl draft

Greg Gabriel, Fired. Halas Hall Is Pretty Much New Jersey

by Shea Johnson on Tuesday 27 April 2010 at 3:30 pm

High tension, near-fights, negativity, and “everybody looking out for themselves.” No, this isn’t the mean streets of your local decrepit neighborhood. It’s what Chicago Bears management calls “the workplace.” (more…)

Posted under Greg Gabriel,Horrible draft picks,Oh Jerry Angelo,Times Are A-Changin',calm before the storm,fight,sad truths about the Bears

Blog Down On The Radio: Our First Radio Interview Spec-tacle

by Shea Johnson on Monday 26 April 2010 at 3:15 pm

Two decidingly nerdy “uh-huh” laughs, an all too serious-voiced “glad to be here”, and an awkwardly hurried goodbye will not diminish our first-ever appearance on the radio. Nooo, sir. (more…)

Posted under Jay Cutler,Oh Jerry Angelo,Radio,alex brown,nfl draft,predictions

“Naaailed It!” Your Bears Draft Second- And Third-Round Open Thread

by Shea Johnson on Friday 23 April 2010 at 6:00 am

Day Two in this wildly entertaining NFL Draft is mercifully here, Bears fans. Depending on the time you’re reading this, I’m either nervously prepping for an interview on, what I believe is, 91.5 WBEZ in Chicago (11:30 a.m.); nervously in the middle of an interview on 91.5 WBEZ; or coming down from the aftermath of what was inevitably a nervous and awkward interview…I think you get it. (more…)

Posted under Oh Jerry Angelo,Open Thread?,This is why I love football,Your Comments Are Appreciated,draftdraftdraft,live blog,nfl draft

Jamar Williams Signs His Tender, Jerry Angelo Expects Even More Changes, And Clearly, Greg Olsen And Vince Vaughn Are Best Friends Forever

by Shea Johnson on Thursday 22 April 2010 at 12:00 pm

Here is the deal: We don’t have time, nor always the will, to make a post out of every semi-significant Bears-related tidbit that hits the InterWeb. But, to satisfy you readers and make sure that we keep on top of everything, we’re bringing you short and precise annotated Bears highlights every Monday and Thursday. This is our link-dumpish effort. (more…)

Posted under James Marten,Link Dumpish,New Besties?,Oh Jerry Angelo,Tickets,greg olsen,transaction

Yep. Jerry Angelo Is An Asshole.

by Shea Johnson on Wednesday 14 April 2010 at 8:00 pm

Oh, geez…Today, Angelo spoke with Larry Mayer of ChicagoBears.com, and his oh-so-sensitive, political correctness was enough to make you want to stab your eyes out with a rusty fork. Serious! (more…)

Posted under I'm Sure He's A Nice Guy,Nicely-Dressed Older Person,Oh Jerry Angelo,using this post as an excuse to vent

This Is Just One Jerry Angelo Google-Search Parody

by Shea Johnson on Tuesday 13 April 2010 at 3:15 pm

Inspired by Deadspin pointing us to this Hedo Turkoglu laugher and the newfound ability to use Youtube to create our very own Google search story, we…well, we created our very own Google search story. And, without further ado, our loose interpretation of Jerry Angelo’s thinking process in deciding to get rid of Alex Brown: (more…)

Posted under Oh Jerry Angelo,alex brown,youtube

“God, That Sucks.” Brian Urlacher Keeps It Real

by Shea Johnson on Friday 2 April 2010 at 1:00 pm

Brian Urlacher had the best comments on Alex Brown’s release yesterday. You get the sense Urlacher, like 94% of the Bears fan base, is frustrated, annoyed and disappointed. And all in just three words. (more…)

Posted under Oh Jerry Angelo,Sad,alex brown,brian urlacher,transaction

The Keep Alex Brown In Chicago Crusdade Now Has A Facebook Group

by Shea Johnson on Friday 26 March 2010 at 4:15 pm

The last post of the week; something to ponder as you await the certain couch slouch and booze binge of the weekend.

In case you haven’t heard, Jerry Angelo is threatening to trade away your team’s second-best defensive end. Of course, we can’t let this happen. And, because this billboard worked so “well,” it’s only obvious that a Facebook group showcasing public outrage to Brown’s projected release is the surefire way to get what we want. (more…)

Posted under Facebook,Oh Jerry Angelo,Your Comments Are Appreciated,alex brown

Tim Ruskell Is A Legend On Facebook

by Shea Johnson on Monday 15 March 2010 at 6:30 pm

It is believed that former Seahawks GM, Tim Ruskell, will inevitably be named the Bears’ new director of player personnel. To celebrate, we thought we’d uncover gems about this man from the Internet in the final piece of a feature we’re calling “Blurbs About Ruskell.” (more…)

Posted under Blurbs About Ruskell,Oh Jerry Angelo,Tim Ruskell,fans

Tim Ruskell Is Alot Like Jerry Angelo, In That Way

by Shea Johnson on Monday 8 March 2010 at 6:45 pm

It is believed that former Seahawks GM, Tim Ruskell, will inevitably be named the Bears’ new director of player personnel. To celebrate, we thought we’d uncover gems about this man from the Internet in a new feature we’re calling “Blurbs About Ruskell.” (more…)

Posted under Blurbs About Ruskell,Oh Jerry Angelo,Reasons Bears fans should be scared,Tim Ruskell,sad truths about the Bears
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